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Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Angels 2, A's 4

Seriously, could this team be any worse on the basepaths? How many games has shitty baserunning cost us this year? Too goddamn many, that's for sure. I literally cringe whenever we get on base, just waiting to see in what creative fashion we're going to fuck-up this time. I've touched on this before- it really looks as though half this team has never been taught the proper way to run the bases- whether it's how to read defenses, slide, or work a run-down. Maybe they should give my little-league coach a call...

And if this is the way Scot Shields and Kevin Gregg are going to pitch for the rest of the season we are certifiably boned.

Plenty of buyers for Ortiz?

Ben Maller reports that the Mets, along with several other clubs, have set their sights on Ramon Ortiz:
The Mets plan to pursue Anaheim pitcher Ramon Ortiz, who's requested a trade. But a deal won't be easy, as the Mets may have plenty of competition. "I think this is a guy who will attract a significant amount of interest," said one National League GM who wished to remain anonymous. "You get a guy with a live arm. The money is not a killer."
I would assume that the White Sox acquisition of Freddy Garcia takes the Ortiz/Valintin deal off the table, but seeing that several teams have shown interest gives me hope that the Angels may still be able to find a stop-gap third baseman for this season. At the very least they could pick up some pieces to make the Johnson deal more likely.

Non-baseball: Paralysis

Baseball Crank has an amazing piece about military action and anti-terror operations during the Clinton administration. He makes a great point- if you want to place blame on Americans for the attacks of 9-11, you can't pretend that history began with the current administration. Clinton's failure to deal with bin Laden after the attack on the USS Cole is simply stunning.
 
It's also interesting to see that many of Clinton's military actions seem to coincide with his numerous legal difficulties. Coincidence?

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Angels 4, A's 5

How many runs did we run ourselves out of tonight? I swear to god, this is the dumbest team on the basepaths I've ever seen, and most of it is directly attributed to the inspired leadership of Mike Scioscia. Did he attempt a hit and run with Vlad at the plate and a 2-0 count, or do my eyes deceive  me? I've said it before and I'll say it again: when this team wins, they win despite Mike Scioscia, not because of him.
 
I'm fed up with scrappy white guys. Eckstien/Erstad/Kennedy went 2 for 13 tonight, and sport a combined line of 272/.314(!)/.352 with 5 homeruns this season. And speaking of white guys- where the hell is Jeff DaVanon? It seems like it's been awhile since we last saw him. Why didn't he get called upon to pinch-hit for any one of the three guys who ended up hitting against Dotel in the ninth? Thank you again Mike.

Mozilla users

I've tried and tried, but for the life of me I can't figure out why this blog looks so bad on Mozilla browsers. I don't have the time to start from scratch (plus I rather like this template), so I've set up a temporary solution. You can now read this no-thrills, Mozilla-friendly blog. If that's not to your liking, I would suggest using a feed-reader service such as Bloglines, which is free, easy, and convent as it gets.
 
I vow that I will fix the flaw in my HTML code, even if it's the last thing I do!

I don't want to get anyone too excited...

…but I'm hearing quite a few rumblings that Randy Johnson could be on his way to Anaheim in the next few days. Nothing credible, but it is being rumored from several sources, which leads me to believe there might be something to it.

A case for Ramon Ortiz

A case for Ramon Ortiz It's time for Ramon Ortiz to get a shot in the starting rotation. This might make me sound like a bit of a hypocrite, as I spent the first months of the season criticizing Ortiz (and little else). Over recent weeks I've even advocated trading him to a number of teams.

Why am I changing my tune now? Well, I'm not exactly. The criticisms of Ortiz are still valid- he had nothing to start the season. No control, no stuff, and no heart. That's why he deserved to be demoted to the bullpen then, and why his recent turnaround should be looked at with the utmost skepticism now. I still don't trust Ramon on that mound. I also stand by my opinion that Ramon should be traded (and that's one reason why he should be starting, but I'll get to that in a bit).

So why should he be starting? Lets start with the most obvious reason:

He's better then the alternative(s):

Let's face facts: Bartolo Colon has been a complete and total disaster. Outside of three dominating starts, he has been pounded. His velocity is down, his location is atrocious, and his pitch selection has been idiotic. In his six starts in the month of June, Bartolo has and ERA of nearly 8.00. And it's not as if these struggles are a recent phenomenon- just look at his ERA by month:

April May June
4.06 6.37 7.99

Bartolo has been struggling since late-April. That's a span of 12 starts. I, for one, have seen enough of Bartolo Colon. His performance of late has been roughly equal to Ortiz's early performance, and like Ortiz, it warrants a demotion to the bullpen.

Some will say that Bartolo deserves the benefit of the doubt because he's (supposedly) suffering through both ankle and back pain. Well, we have the disabled list for a reason. If he is in fact hurt, and it's causing him to pitch like this, then I don't see any other option then to shut him down until he's completely healthy. Also, let's call a spade a spade and point out the real cause of these pains- his weight. It's not at all surprising that a man who is as overweight as Bartolo will have back and leg problems. I understand that he was never a svelte man, but he has ballooned over recent seasons, and in my opinion, that is the root of his problems.

Of course Bartolo isn't the only Angel's starter who has been struggling- the man who replaced Ramon Ortiz to begin with, Aaron Sele, hasn't looked so hot either. He came out strong, winning four of his first five stats and putting up a very impressive 2.10 ERA. But even then you could see that he was barely holding things together. His peripheral stats did not look promising (18/11 K/BB, 4.7 K/9), suggesting that Sele had been incredibly lucky in those first few starts. Unfortunately, that appears to have been the case. He has been nearly as bad as Colon of late, with a June ERA of 7.20.

As I said, I don't trust Ramon Ortiz by any means. But his turnaround the bullpen and his recent success as a starter should earn him another look over other struggling pitchers. It's only fair that he have the chance to win back his spot.

Colon needs a break:

If Ramon Ortiz can find his game in the bullpen, who's to say that Bartolo Colon can't do the same? I understand the Angels' apprehension to putting a $51million dollar-man in the bullpen, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Obviously I'm not suggesting that we turn Colon into a full-time reliever- this would only be a temporary situation until he's ready to start again. I think getting Colon some work every couple of days (rather then every five days), might work him into a grove. He can workout his mechanical problems and regain his consistency, which would jump-start his season.

It will raise his stock:

There's no doubt about it: Ramon is hot right now. He's pitching out of his head. That's exactly the problem- this is a hot streak, not a sign of things to come. He will come back to Earth. He may not revert back to his early 2004 form, but he should at least start pitching back to his career averages. And those career averages (4.62 ERA, .260 BAA, 1.38 WHIP) are nothing to write home about.

Right now his stock is about as high as it will ever be, so this is the perfect time to deal him. He want's out- he's made that abundantly clear. Keeping him in the rotation will keep other clubs interested, and might even shoot his stock even higher. I realize that Bill Stoneman has stressed that he's doesn't want to deal Ramon, but I find it hard to believe that if someone offered a power-hitting third baseman (Valintin?) or a proven left-handed set-up man (Groom?) he wouldn't be interested.

So there- three reasons to put Ramon Ortiz back in the starting rotation. If you had told me a month ago that I would write anything like this, I would have called you some pretty dirty names. Funny how things change.

Monday, June 28, 2004

Non-baseball: Let freedom reign


I would like to congratulate the Iraqi people on the occasion their first day of true independence. Best of luck in the future! Now never forget how this day came about...

"Wonder Boy," as in "I wonder what the hell happened?"

I'm not the only one who doesn't think much of J.P. Ricciardi's skill as a general manager. From the Calgary Sun:
The Blue Jays are only a closer, a shortstop, two starting pitchers, a setup man and three bats away from competing with the Red Sox and the Yankees. Other than that, wonderboy J.P. Ricciardi is doing just great...
When your only successful acquisition over three seasons is Ted Lilly, you have a problem. Say what you want about injuries and budget cuts- he just hasn't gotten it done. I'd say J.P. is the odds-on favorite to be the first GM to get the axe. It's probably for the best, as he seems to be better suited to running numbers for Bill Beane.

Ortiz reiterates trade demand

Ramon Ortiz again told Mike Scioscia of his desire to be traded, after the manager informed him he would be returning to the bullpen. Bill Stoneman stressed that they would not trade Ortiz just to accommodate his demands:
"As I said to him, 'Ramon, we're not just going to deal you. We think you have value to us,' " Stoneman said. "The only way we would do a deal is if it helped our club. This is a guy who can help our club, whether it's in the bullpen or whether it's starting."
Explain to me how a third baseman that can actually play third base and can hit 30+ homeruns doesn't have "value." Or why a left-handed reliever who can actually get outs doesn't "help our club." Let's face it: Ortiz is not this good. He's pitching out of his mind right now. His value will never be higher- it's time to make something happen.

Sunday, June 27, 2004

Non-baseball: Truly the party of tolerance

Who didn't see this coming?

This reminds me of when I went to see Star Wars: Episode One at the Mann's Chinese on opening night. Yes, I was there, in line, with all the other geeks- but I only arrived a couple hours prior to show time, I swear. My friend was the one who slept on the sidewalk for three days.

Anyway, as we were exiting the theater, we came across a large group of protesters on the opposite corner. They were holding signs and screaming at the top of their lungs- now get this- "Star Wars is the Devil!" I shit you not. The leader was even wearing a cheesy Devil Halloween costume. Think John Lovitz- only fatter. I have no clue what could ever drive someone to compare a science-fiction flick to the dark lord of the underworld, and what's more I have no interest in ever finding out. I stayed on the opposite side of the street with a group who I considered to be more "my kind."

Now, I'm ashamed to admit this, but "my kind" included a man dressed as Boba Fett (well, it actually included men dressed as every character you could possibly think of, including an R2-D2, who I assume was someone's child or a very industrious midget) who decided he had to know what the hub-bub was all about. Needless to say, a man who constructs an entire Boba Fett costume in his free time probably takes his Star Wars pretty seriously. He was not about to have his favorite film- nay, his life, insulted by a group of rabble-rousers. He walked toward the group with great purpose, as if to defend his honor on the field of battle.

As I said, I kept my distance from these people, so I have no idea what the conversation entailed or what the group's dogma may have been. What ever was said must have struck a nerve with Mr. Fett, because after about a minute of relatively civil discourse, he reached out and snatched the Devil's crudely illustrated sign. As you might expect, the Devil took exception to this. A shoving match ensued. Things began to get rough.

We were all frozen in our tracks. I'm not exaggerating here- traffic literally stopped at the sight of Boba Fett trapped in the headlock of an obese Devil. No one moved an inch. No one attempted to break-up the fight- not even the police. No one attempted to help one man or the other. Everyone just watched as these two uber-nerds had a knockdown drag-out of epic proportions in the streets of Hollywood.

The police finally had to step-in when the Devil forced Boba to the ground and began wailing on his now exposed face (his helmet had popped off during the initial shoving). They cuffed both men (after they stopped laughing, of course) and began walking them toward the theater, though hey did have to stop halfway across the street so Boba could retrieve his helmet.

Is there a point to this story, you ask? Why yes there is! The point of the story is that none of my stories ever have a point, so you might as well stop asking.

Good to see some things never change...

Ramon Ortiz gets Bartolo's next start. It's only fair...

Saturday, June 26, 2004

JOSE GUILLEN TRADED!

But I wouldn't worry too much...

Dominican Players has the details.

Power surge: Angels 7, Dodgers 5

Three more homeruns today, including two lasers from GA (what arthritis?), gives the Angels a total of seven in the first two games of the Freeway Series. They had a grand-total of eight in the month of June prior to this series.

Sele was shaky (at best), and his ERA is starting to match what his unimpressive peripherals suggest it should be. Aaron had better watch his ass- Ortiz is in his rear-view and is gaining fast. It's difficult to justify keeping Ortiz out of the rotation as it is, so if anyone shows any sign of weakness Ramon should get his next start.

One of the story lines going into this series was the battle of (arguably) the two best bullpens in baseball. It hasn't been as much a battle as a slaughter thus far. With five hitless innings from the Angels relief crew today and four very sub-par innings from the Dodgers, combined with yesterday's "seismic event," things are starting to look very ugly for the blue crew. This is how the bullpens stack up in the first two games:

IP
H
ER
K
BB
ERA
Anaheim
7
1
0
7
4
0.00
Los Angeles
9
16
9
9
3
9.00

Obviously the thing that jumps out at you is the 16 hits given up by Dodger relievers. They have been absolutely shelled. I think that with the return of Brendan Donnelly, the Angels clearly win the battle of the 'pens both on paper and in practice. Of course the biggest, badest bull of them all is wearing the blue, so that may be the great equalizer.

Non-baseball: Hitting the nail on the head

I'm a bit late on this, but Bill Quick over at Daily Pundit hits the nail right on the head.

Good grief!

As I mentioned before, I am currently engrossed in the Neyer/James Guide to Pitchers. It brings me incommunicable joy to find the passages devoted to my favorite pitchers throughout history and learn so much about each one. One of the names I had to look-up was that of Mordecai "Three-Finger" Brown (and yes, there is a picture of his mangled hand in this book), but before I got there another passage caught my eye:
Charlie Brown (4'2" 87-pound righty)

Theoretical pitch selection: 1) Fastball, 2) Curve, 3) Drop, 4) Knuckleball
Actual pitch selection: 1) Straight Ball, 2) Straight Ball, 3) Straight Ball, 4) Straight Ball
Note: Brown gave up an unusual number of line drives up the middle.
Do yourself a favor- get this book.

Note: There is pitcher by the name of Charlie Brown who started four games for the 1897 Cleveland Spiders, but he is not included in the book. For shame Mr. James. For shame!

Do you want to be the one to tell Art Howe it's a dry county?

I've mentioned a couple of times before that I greatly enjoy the Salt Lake City area. It's clean, quiet, and cold- everything Southern California lacks. It's Toronto, with green money. While I certainly would never want to live there, a yearly trek to Park City is required to "recharge the batteries" in my opinion.

That being said, this suggestion from William Rhoden of the New York Times is asinine (hat tip: Flushing Local):
The "Lovable Losers" motif was fine in its day, but losing is not lovable anymore. Someone has to win, someone has to lose. But embracing losing - coming up oh-so-short, as the Mets have done - is not where it's at anymore.

The organization needs to move, and I have just the place: Salt Lake City.

Salt Lake City has the Utah Jazz. Dave Checketts is trying to bring in a pro soccer franchise. They also have a the Angels' Class AAA team. It needs Major League Baseball.
I hope this was written in jest. The idea that the Mets are suffering from lack of fan support in New York is ridiculous. Sure, they play second fiddle to the Yankees- always have and always will- but the table scraps the Yankees leave behind would be a feast for almost any other club in baseball. The New York media market is nearly 20,000,000 strong. Even if you assume that Mets draw support from only 1/8th of the population of New York (just a conservative estimate), that's still 2.5 million. That would be the 16th largest market in the US- larger than Minneapolis, Baltimore, Denver, and St. Louis among others. For comparison's sake, Salt Lake City is 42nd on that list.

As Flushing Local points out, Salt Lake City is actually a smaller market than is Columbus, Ohio (the home of the Yankee's AAA club) as well as the Northern Virginia area where the Mets' own AAA franchise is located. In fact, it's smaller than about 16 other minor-league markets. There is no way a major league team could ever survive in the Salt Lake City market.

The other problem is the fact that, while Salt Lake is my kind of town, it's practically hell on earth for a young professional athlete. They do a fine job of supporting the Jazz, but when was the last time the Jazz brought in a top-flight free agent? That's right- never. Why would it be any different for a baseball team?

Salt Lake City is quaint, calm, and a fabulous getaway. But let's face facts- it's a strictly minor-league town. Besides, we don't need another Coors field.

Friday, June 25, 2004

I take back everything I've ever said about inter-league

Vin Scully doing an Angels game. I'm going to enjoy this.

UPDATE: Two-hundred and eighty-three goddamn days... two-hundred and eighty-three days between homeruns for Angels first basemen. I'm actually kind of sad that it's over- it made us special. Short-bus special, but special nonetheless. 8-0 Angels.

UPDATE: Wow- that was brutal. I started to tune in and out after the Kennedy homerun. There's too much stuff to talk about, but here are my disjointed thoughts from tonigt's game:

  • The Angels hit four homeruns tonight. They hit just four in the previous nine games combined.

  • Washburn still isn't striking anyone out, but he's not letting anyone to get good wood on the ball either. He's allowed just seven hits in his last 15 innings, while striking-out seven. Those balls are going to eventually start falling in again.

  • I think we can officially say that AK has broken out of his slump- he's raised his batting average nearly 20 points over the past week and a half. How did he do it? Simple- he leveled his swing out. Did he really need to bring in his old college coach to tell him that?

  • You gotta love Lima. He didn't like the ump's strike zone and he let him know. But he wasn't angry about it. He calmly made his case, and went back to work. He even began to argue a call, but then changed his mind and made sure everyone knew he missed on the pitch. He's just a good guy.

  • Washburn is hitting .400 this year and .333 over his career. Seriously- can he play first base?

  • Who else thought Turnbow had hit that Ventura pitch over the wall? I jumped out of my seat.

  • Yard-work for Timmy: Tim Salmon played his first game in the field (and his first ever game in leftfield) since being activated. Good to see.

Non-baseball: I shall wear it with pride

In case you haven't noticed, Al Gore has gone off the deep-end. He's one crazy mother f'er these days. I'm talking full-on Loony Toons. As Dennis Miller would say "he's decided to turn into the crazy skid."

Anyone who has been paying attention since his failed 2000 presidential bid have surly noticed a leftward-shift in his rhetoric. He's even moved to the left of Edward Kennedy, which is actually quite impressive when you think about it. I guess that's what happens when a politician no longer has to worry about making people like him. He spends most of his time these days hanging out with guys like Michael Moore and Greenpeace, trying to stick it to the Bush administration using distorted facts and half-truths.

Now he's labeled anyone who happens to disagree with him or his leftist pals as Nazis:
The Administration works closely with a network of "rapid response" digital Brown Shirts who work to pressure reporters and their editors for "undermining support for our troops." Paul Krugman, the New York Times columnist, was one of the first journalists to regularly expose the President's consistent distortions of the facts. Krugman writes, "Let's not overlook the role of intimidation. After 9/11, if you were thinking of saying anything negative of the President...you had to expect right-wing pundits and publications to do all they could to ruin your reputation.
The Brownshirts were of course the private army of the Nazi party, also known as the Sturmabteilung, or "Storm Troops." They were renowned for their extraordinary brutality and whole-hearted embrace of Hitler's anti-Semitic propaganda.

Well, if fighting for balanced reporting in the media makes me a Nazi, then you can call me Gerhard. I shall wear my "Digital Brownshirt" with pride.


Boone signs with Indians

It looks like 3B Aaron Boone has reached an agreement with the Indians. Boone had been mentioned as a possible replacement for Troy Glaus, but that talk had all disappeared with the signing of Mondesi and the emergence of Dallas McPhearson.

I can't say I care about this either way. Boone was never a great option at third- he wast just the best available option. It would have been nice to have him, if only for his defense, but it's not like he's a huge improvement over Figgins.

Non-baseball: I win

I was recently involved in a pair of unrelated political debates with a fellow blogger who shall remain nameless (but his name starts with an "R" and ends in "ob"). I had two main arguments in these debates:

  1. There were ties between Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein before the war in Iraq- a position the administration has fervently defended.

  2. The New York Times is filled with distortions and out-right lies.

I think this proves both of my points to be correct: (link via Instapundit)
...the Times has had in its possession a document that details contacts and collaboration which it determined that the government found authentic, and still editorialized about the purported dishonesty of Bush and Cheney? Obviously, someone's being dishonest, but more and more it looks like the supposed defenders of truth at the Gray Lady.
God I love being right...

Thursday, June 24, 2004

Two more years and I can legally start my drinking problem…

Yours truly turned 19 today. I mention this because I like to make many of you feel old.

So a few days ago I was talking to my mother and I mentioned in passing that Bill James and Rob Neyer have a new book out. Hint, hint. I was going to go buy it myself eventually, but that would have required me actually going outside... in the sunlight... with people. This worked for everybody- I get my book while still sitting on my lazy ass, and mom doesn't have to put any extraneous thought into a birthday gift for her son.

But leave it to a mother to make things all complicated by actually putting consideration into her son's gift. I did receive the Neyer/James Guide to Pitchers (and I haven't put it down yet- highly recommended), but, remembering somewhere along the line that I referenced Billy Beane, she also found this hidden gem.

Of course it's by the other Billy Bean (with one e) and isn't so much about baseball as it's about the... umm, "other" parts of his life. It's not really up my alley, and I don't know if I'm ever going to get around to reading it, but it's nice to know that mom was actually listening to a few of my ramblings over the years. And it is the thought that counts after all.

Angels 1, A's 2

I'm not in the mood to blog about this right now. Go to Chronicles- he knows.

In other news: fuck.

In other, other news: double fuck. What a terrible, terrible day.

Quickly yet rapidly

From today's LA Times:
Jarrod Washburn is recovering "slowly but gradually" from the upper-back and neck spasms that forced him out of Sunday's game against Houston after only two innings, but the left-hander said he "fully expects" to make Friday's start against the Dodgers.
I hope that I don't have to point out to you that the definition of the word "gradually" is "slowly." The quote isn't attributed to anyone, but I assume it's from either Washburn himself or one of the Angel's coaching staff. Whoever it was, they need to be introduced to the concept of a thesaurus.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

A comic interlude

Could someone please tape this to Adam Kennedy's locker:


From In The Bleachers by Steve Moore.

Rundown

  • New League, same result for D-Mac. In his first game in the PCL with Salt Lake, Dallas McPherson collected a single, a double, and a 420-foot homerun in the club's 8-6 win over Las Vegas (Dodgers). I guess his reputation precedes him, as he was also issued an intentional walk. It can't be long before we see him in Anaheim. (hat tip: Jeff)

  • The OC Register reports that the Angels have signed 23 of their 48 draftees. The Angels top two picks- Jered Weaver and high-school outfielder Patrick White, have yet to sign.

  • Sports Illustrated has named Arte Moreno the Most-Influential Minority in American Sports ahead of such names as Tiger Woods and Yao Ming (he was fifth on the 2003 list). I love the guy, but that's a bit much for lowering beer prices. (LA Times)

  • Jarrod Washburn thinks the back spasms which forced him out of his last start after just two innings my be caused by sleeping in an awkward position. Now he's being sent for tests to rule out arthritis. Does this sound familiar to anyone else?

    Washburn says he should be ready to make his next start, but if he isn't Kevin Gregg would be the likely substitute. Hip-hip Hoo-ray.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

One small step for Bartolo...

...one giant relief for Angels fans.

8+ dominant innings from Colon tonight (yes, dominance from Colon). It's official now- mad props go out to Rob. Mad props indeed. I'm going to bed tonight feeling a lot better about this club than when I woke up in the morning.

Speaking of sleep, I have a massive headache, and sitting in front of a monitor isn't helping the situation, so I'm done for the night. I'll make fun of the A's in the morning (assuming the pain in my right temple isn't an aneurysm).

Because I'm a follower, not a leader

Everyone else is doing it- posting their All-Star ballot that is- so here's mine:

American League:
1B- S. Hatteberg, Oak
2B- M. Bellhorn, Bos (write-in)
SS- C. Guillen, Det
3B- M. Mora, Bal
C- I. Rodriguez, Det
0F- V. Guerrero, Ana
OF- M. Ramirez, Bos
OF- C. Beltran, KC
National League:
1B- J. Thome, Phi
2B- M. Loretta, SD
SS- B. Larkin, Cin
3B- S. Rolen, StL
C- M. Barrett, ChC
0F- B. Bonds, SF
OF- L. Berkman, Hou
OF- B. Abreu, Phi
A note about my general philosophy in picking All-Stars. 1) I try to be impartial- that's how only one Angel gets picked. 2) I largely ignore defense- All-Star games should be hitting displays, and nothing more- that's how Melvin Mora gets picked. 3) While these are obviously based on first-half preformances, I try to ignore players who I know to be having fluke seasons (read: Jack Wilson).

Monday, June 21, 2004

Angels 10, A's 3

Where would we be without the A's bullpen? These guys suck and blow- all at the same time.

If you're like me, you love to read the constant bitch-fest that is Athletics Nation's "open threads." The one thing you'll notice when reading them (other then the fact that A's fans have no idea how good the have it) is the genuine hate A's fans feel toward the Angels. They love nothing more then to stick it to us, their prosperous neighbors to the south. I find this odd, because I really have no strong feelings about the A's either way. Sure, I want to beat them to a bloody pulp with a sock full of pennies, but that's how a feel about every team (with the exception the D-Rays- it's hard to hate something as helpless as the D-Rays. It's like yelling at a basket full of puppies.).

A's fans are living a rivalry that is not reciprocated. In other words, they're Tonya Harding to our Nancy Kerrigan. Watch your kneecaps, Angel fans...

Here are some of my favorite quotes from tonight's AN "open thread," written live, by real A's fans as their team was straight-up bitch-slapped by the Halos:
Posted by "Force":
Lackey does kinda look like a character straight out of "Deliverance".
An anal-rape reference. Seems fitting for what took place tonight.
Posted by "Shawzy":
I've come to the conclusion that Harden just isn't that good...
Ummm... can we have him then? We'll give you Amezaga...
Posted by "Rob":
The A's just can't beat the good teams. End of sentence, end of story, end of season!
I know I get negative on the Angels sometimes, but this is ridiculous. The A's are still in first place and the fans are already planning the wake.

Note: this comment was left by someone by the name of "Rob." Could there be a spy in their midst?
Posted by "Andy":
A's are hitting a lot of balls to the outfield off of Lackey. They'll get to him eventually.
Yes Andy, because hitting easy fly ball outs is always a sure sign that you're wearing-down a fly ball pitcher...
Posted by "Blez":
Oh wait...I think I just heard Guerrero's home run just bounce off my roof. I'm going to bed.
It's a sad day in Athletic Nation when even Blez has had enough...

Ok that's enough for tonight. This was actually quite tame for AN. The Angel bashing was pretty low key- no one called us the "bitches from the OC" or anything, which is much appreciated.

In case you're wondering when I soured on Blez and AN, it was when he invited Markos Moulitsas Zuniga (aka "Kos") to post in his absence. The same Kos who wrote "screw them" in reference to the American contractors who were dismembered and hung from a bridge in Fallujah. No, screw you buddy...

That sound you hear...

...is the Angels plummeting down the AL West standings. Here are a few reasons why:

  • In the month of June only three everyday players have an OPS over .800- Guerrero, Figgins, and Anderson. Robb Quinlan and David Eckstein also have .800+ OPSs, but one is injured, and the other hardly ever plays.

  • The Angels have been out-homered by opponents by a count of 10 to 22.

  • Jose Gullen's line over the past 18 games: .242/.315/.439, 2 HR. That's not getting it done.

  • The Angels' total line in the month of June is an anemic .265/.325/.373 for an OPS of .698- ahead of only Toronto and Baltimore. Ouch.

  • I must continue to harp on the team's inability (unwillingness?) to work counts and draw walks. The Angels have drawn only 175 walks this season- good for dead last in the AL. Unfortunately this offense is built on batting average and hitting with runners in scoring position- both areas that are largely dependent on luck. Luck isn't something this team has had much of...

Sunday, June 20, 2004

Series breakdown: Angels @ Houston

Results:
Game 1- L, ANA 0, HOU 5
(W- Munro, L- Escobar)

Game 2- W, ANA 6, HOU 4
(W- Ortiz, L- Clemens, S- Rodriguez)

Game 3- L , ANA 1, HOU 3
(W- Miller, L- Hensley, S- Dotel)
Numbers:
2.63- Starters ERA

6.35- Bullpen ERA

.307- BA, 1-2 hitters

.242- BA, 3-4-5 hitters
MVP:
Ramon Ortiz. 6 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 5 SO
Goat:
Angels' catchers. 1 hit in series.
Next Series:
vs. Oakland (38-29, 1st) @ Angels Stadium, 6/21-6/24

Finger lands Halter on DL

  • (F)utility infielder Shane Halter replaced Bengie Molina on the 15-day disabled list with a dislocated left ring-finger.

    Halter claims he's been playing with the injury for the past several weeks and it has affected his swing. Sounds like ass-covering to me...

  • Darin Erstad jokes, but I'm not laughing (same article as above):
    Erstad, who hadn't hit a home run this season in 144 at-bats entering Saturday's game, watched on the clubhouse TV as Dodgers pitcher Hideo Nomo homered against the New York Yankees.

    "Nomo has one more homer than I do," Erstad cracked.

    "That's a good feeling."
    It has now been 278 days since an Angels first baseman last hit a homerun.

Saturday, June 19, 2004

Negativity: the secret to success

Six shutout innings? Ramon Ortiz?

Six runs? The Angels?

Welcome to bizarro world. Seriously, what is happening here? I know that Ramon has pitched well out of the bullpen, but he was still getting hit very hard. Never in my wildest dreams did I think he could put-up six scoreless- on three hits no less.

So what do we do now? I don't see how we can not give Ortiz a couple more starts after this performance. It seems to me that we now have eight quality starters, yet not a single ace in the bunch. Something's gotta give.

As for the offensive explosion (and yes, six runs is an offensive explosion for this team), I think something must be wrong with the Rocket. There's no way we do this against a healthy Clemens.

Compare

Ramon Ortiz (1-3, 9.28) v. Roger Clemens (9-1, 2.46)

This can only end badly...

Non-baseball: And today's fad is...

The woman who ruined Guy Ritchie's career, Madonna, has changed her name to Esther, in order to be more in line with her Kabbalah faith. Esther is a traditional Hebrew name meaning secret, or hidden.

So where do you suppose all the simulated sex with multiple scantily clad men fits in? Is there a lot of that going on in the Torah?

As you may have divined from my incredibly Italian surname (Ceccarelli, pronounced ses-ar-el-ee, for those of you who don't know), I was raised in a Catholic household. I believe I speak for all Catholics when I say to the Jewish community: "You can have her."

Friday, June 18, 2004

Non-baseball: Barbarians

My deepest sympathies to the family and friends of Paul Johnson. We all suffer with you.

I think we all need to remember that when these beings of pure evil commit one of their heinous crimes against anyone of us, they are in essence committing them against every single one of us. They would have gladly murdered you, me, or any other American.

They murdered Paul Johnson, but they wanted to murder you. More importantly, they wanted to murder me- and I don't take kindly to people who want to kill me. Neither should you.

Erstad up, Quinlan in

Darin Erstad will bat leadoff tonight in Houston. Well, it's better then having Erstad batting sixth. Not as good as Erstad batting tenth though...

Robb Quinlan will replace him in the six-hole and will play third base. Can we get a round of applause for Mike Scioscia!? I assume this means that Figgins will move to short, which pushes Amezaga to the bench. All good things.

UPDATE: Seven walks in six innings!? When did we trade for Kaz Ishii? Suffice to say, Escobar has been on a tight rope the entire a game and is throwing a shit-ton of pitches.

UPDATE: Here's an idea to jump-start our sputtering offence- bat the slumping Jose Guillen (1 HR in June) second while in the National League. That way he'll see more fastballs (batting in front of Vlad and all), and hopefully add some desperately needed power. I would also suggest moving the pitcher to the eighth spot.

That would give us a lineup of:
1. Chone Figgins (SS)
2. Jose Guillen (LF)
3. Vladimir Guererro (RF)
4. Garret Anderson (CF)
5. Robb Quinlan (3B)
6. Darin Erstad (1B)
7. Adam Kennedy (2B)
8. Pitcher
9. Molina/Paul (C)
I know, batting Darin Erstad sixth is a sign of true desperation. The 6-7-9 slots are basically interchangeable, so move them however you like.

Just an idea...

UPDATE: That's it for Escobar. 4 ER in 5.2 IP, with 7 BB and 6 K. I knew I should have kept my mouth shut...

UPDATE: Pete fucking Munro. We got shut down by Pete fucking Munro.

This is getting real old guys.

Kelvim Escobar steps-up

NOTE: This post was written for, and will be displayed at, AngelsWin.com. Go check them out for more great Angels coverage.

Coming into the season Kelvim Escobar was known as "the Angels' other big right-hander." It's easy to see why the Angels' acquisition of Escobar (from Toronto for 3-years/$18 million) went largely unnoticed by the baseball world, as he was promptly overshadowed by the signings of Bartolo Colon, Jose Guillen, and eventually Vladimir Guererro.

Colon was clearly brought in to anchor the Angels rotation, while Escobar was brought in to be a dependable back-of-the-rotation guy. That is not how things have panned out. Escobar has elevated his game to become the Angels' stopper, ace, number one- whatever you want to call it, while Colon has struggled mightily.

Here are his numbers leading up to today's start in Houston:

GS
IP
H
HR
BB
SO
BAA
WHIP
ERA
12
74.1
69
9
21
57
.248
1.21
3.27


As you can see, Escobar has been nothing short of dominant. He leads (qualified) Angels starters in almost every major statistic, including ERA, WHIP, K/9, K/BB, and BAA. He also leads the club in quality starts. None of this has translated into wins, however, as the Angels offence has only been able to supply Escobar with 48 runs in his 12 starts. By comparison, Jarrod Washburn has received 95 runs in his 13 starts. Homeruns have really been the only problem for Escobar, as he has allowed nine in 74 innings thus far- a few more then I'd like to see.

While he never put up numbers quite like this in Toronto, he did show signs of dominance at times. If you look close enough at his past numbers you will see the makings of the pitcher we see today. Over the past three seasons, his ERA when pitching on turf was 4.41- over a full point higher then when pitching on grass (3.40). That's not all that surprising considering (until this season) he's been a rather heavy groundball pitcher. Getting him off the SkyDome's artificial turf appears to have done him wonders.

Can Escobar keep it up? I don't see why not. He has five major-league quality pitches, and velocity in the high 90's. He's always had the stuff to be a staff ace, it's been control which has been his downfall in the past. Like most pitchers, getting ahead of hitters is key for Escobar. If he can continue to get ahead of hitters early in the count, he will continue to have success. When he's ahead in the count (and his splitter comes into play) he is holding opposing hitters to a miniscule .101 BA.

Escobar has stepped-up for the Halos, and not a moment to soon. It looks like he may turn out to be the steal of the off-season for Angels GM Bill Stoneman. Now if only Bartolo Colon could get his act together...

Weber pounded, injures shoulder

Ben Weber was beat up again at AAA Salt Lake, this time to the tune of eight runs in one-third of an inning. Yikes. I don't think we can blame this one on the elevation. Only one of the runs was earned, but still.

After the game Weber complained of pain in his right shoulder. From the Angels official site:
After the outing, Weber reported right-shoulder soreness and was scheduled to meet with Angels team doctor Lewis Yocum on Friday for an examination.
I hope for Weber's sake that he is injured. At least that would explain why he's lost it so suddenly and completely.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Angels 2, Pirates 5

The Angels lose again, their 9th loss in the past 12 games. It drops their inter-league mark to 3-6.

  • Was that a good start, or not? I'm conflicted. On the one hand, Colon's velocity was good, and his control was almost what you might call "fair." On the other hand, he's still missing up in the zone far too often, and he seems to be in love with his off-speed stuff. He was very effective when he was constantly throwing his fastball, but he keeps going away from it for some reason.

    I'm going to error on the side of optimism and say that this start, combined with the improvement he showed against the Cubs, shows that Colon has turned the corner. Now please, for the love of god, prove me right you fat bastard!

  • I'm not quite sure he deserves it, but just to be safe, I'm going to give Rob mad props for his Bartolo Colon prediction. Mad props to you, good sir!

  • Let me make this clear: losing two of three to the Pirates is unacceptable. Only scoring nine runs in those three games with a (almost) completely healthy lineup is unacceptable. Allowing the Pirates to score 12 runs in those three games is unacceptable. There was very little about this series that I'm willing to accept.

  • The national league has got Kevin Gregg figured out. In his two inter-league appearances he has allowed 6 ER in 2.1 IP.

  • Garret Anderson was the lone bright spot in this otherwise dreary series. He went 6 for 11, with one homerun, a double, and two RBI.

Point of fact

The last time an Angels first baseman hit a homerun was September 16, 2003. 274 days ago Scott Spiezio hit a homerun off Jim Mecir, and not one since then. Think about that...

UPDATE: I set up a count-up timer, so we can keep track of the Angels futility without all that pesky math:

It has been was
283 days, 20 hours, 35 minutes, and 10 seconds
since an Angels first baseman last hit a homerun.


UPDATE: Let the record show that on Friday, June 25, 2004, Darin Erstad hit a homerun off Dodgers pitcher Jose Lima, thus ending the Angels' pitiful streak at 283 days.

Notes

Brendan Donnelly has been activated from the disabled list. To make room on the roster the club DFA'd Dusty Bergman. That's a bit of a surprise, as I was expecting Eckstein to replace on Donnelly on the DL.

Bergman made only one appearance for the Angels, allowing 3 ER in 2 IP. I expect Bergman to be an important peice of this bullpen someday, so we haven't seen the last of him.

As for Donnelly, Mike Scioscia says he intends on bringing him along slowly. Looks like he's going to have to re-win his setup job. Donnelly was 0-0 with a 7.71 ERA in three games during two separate rehab assignments at AAA Salt Lake this year.

Also, the OC Register reports that the Angels have signed 18 of their 48 draft choices to contracts. None of the names or contract details were released, though it's clear that Jered Weaver is not one of the 18.

UPDATE: Ben Maller has some Jered Weaver news:
Negotiations have not begun with first-round pick Jered Weaver, the Long Beach State right-hander who was the 12th overall pick and could command a deal in the $7-million range or more. Weaver threw more than 140 innings this season, so the Angels want him to take a lengthy break. "I definitely need a rest, but I want to go out and play baseball again this season, as well," Weaver said Wednesday. "It will take me a little while to get my arm back in shape after the break, but other than that, there shouldn't be any problems."
In other news, it looks like Joe may have a date with the bases outside Angels Stadium.

Non-baseball: Lies from KNBC

I have a bone to pick with the news department over at KNBC (the local NBC affiliate) here in Southern California. Last night, for the fourth straight night, they have blatantly falsified news reports out of Iraq on their evening news program. They have labeled stories about suicide attacks as "breaking news," despite the fact that these stories have been reported for hours from other media sources. They do this so they can feed us these negative images throughout the newscast- occasionally breaking in with "new details" which aren't new at all.

Forget about the anti-war bias this "journalism" shows for a second- just the fact that they are withholding facts from a news report to serve their own selfish cause is extremely troubling and should anger anyone- no matter your political affiliation. The KNBC News Director should be ashamed of themselves for misleading viewers in this way. They have shown a total disregard for the basic tenets of journalism.

This is clearly a pattern for the channel, when you consider that coverage of the presidential election is unabashedly pro-Kerry. KNBC also avoids reporting any positive reports that come out of Iraq, yet is always sure to cover the latest anti-Bush rally being held in the LA area. It is clear that KNBC is more interested in pushing their own political agenda on the people of Southern California then reporting actual news.

UPDATE: Jeff has pointed out that Kim Godwin is no longer with KNBC. Robert Long replaced her in late-2003. My sincerest apologies to Mrs. Godwin.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Angels 3, Pirates 5

This loss is squarely on Alfredo Amezaga's shoulders. Lackey was cruising in the 5th when Amezaga messed up a double play. That's when the floodgates opened. 5 runs would cross the plate, and the game was over for all intents and purposes. Sure, Lackey choked on it, but Alfredo has one job- to play impeccable defense.

Is it just me, or is Kennedy's swing looking worse and worse with each passing day? A couple of nights ago I said that Figgins "belongs somewhere, just so long as it wasn't third"- well, he belongs at second.

Nice, but you gave the bat to wrong one...

ESPN has the heartwarming story of a middle-aged man who literally pushed a four-year old out of his way to catch foul ball. Classy...
A man sitting behind Nick O'Brien at a Texas Rangers baseball game Sunday knocked the boy against the seats as he dived to get a foul ball. Fans started chanting "Give him the ball!" but the man wouldn't give it up.

"I couldn't believe someone would do something like that to a 4-year-old boy," said Nick's mother, Edie O'Brien.

O'Brien said she swatted the man with a cardboard fan and called him a jerk, among other names. "I said, 'You trampled a 4-year-old boy to get this ball,' and he said, 'Oh, well,' " she told ABC's "Good Morning America" on Wednesday, adding that the man seemed proud he got the ball.
Well, that part isn't all that heartwarming, but what happened afterwards certainly was:
Meanwhile, the Rangers and the St. Louis Cardinals quickly made sure Nick got souvenirs of his own -- two bats and four baseballs, including one signed by Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan, a former Ranger.

Cardinals outfielder Reggie Sanders came out between innings to give Nick a bat and ball. "In my heart, I thought I should do something," said Sanders. "It's all about the kids."
The man has been identified as Matt Starr- a former youth pastor of all things. Congratulations Matt, you've just been nominated for the prestigious "Douchebag of the Year Award." Oh, and thank you to Reggie Sanders- you are the man.

On a side note: The kid got a ball signed by Nolan Ryan!? Damn, I would gladly take one in the chest for that reward.

Non-baseball: Just the facts ma'am

This item really got my blood boiling (via Baseball Crank).
On the eve of D-Day ceremonies, an association dedicated to the memory of Saint-Lô as it was before the destruction of the city organized a debate in the local theater involving two veterans, survivors of the bombing of the city and high school students aged 15 to 17.

The title of the debate, suggested by questions from the students, was "The Battle of Normandy, Invasion or Liberation?"...

...How could you welcome Americans as liberators, asked the young boys and girls, after they had reduced your city to ashes? Because "it was a sacrifice for France," replied their elders, shocked by the question.
When reading the article some of my past experiences chatting with European friends came to mind. It always amazed me how little they knew about world history. That's one of those generalizations you usually hear from Europeans about Americans- that we, as a nation, know very little about world events and geography. Ok, so the geography part is true (I have a story about my brother attempting to find Wisconsin on a map, but I won't bore you with it right now), but I have found that the opposite is true in terms of world events.

It's probably just the company I keep- I happen to have smart American friends and dumb European ones, that's all. But then again, my European friends don't seem dumb until you ask them what caused World War I. An actual quote from Luke, my pal from Manchester, England: "It has something to do with Siberia, right?" Keep in mind that Luke is (supposedly) college educated, though not a history major I would assume.

I once had the privilege of having an IM conversation with a French high school student who had taken offence to something I wrote on my political blog (join the club, dude). He proceeded to attempt to convince me that 9/11 was justified because it was- now get this- a preemptive strike against George W. Bush. He was also insisted that the Usama Bin Laden was leader of the Taliban, and that the US had no business toppling a "democratically elected government like that." Every time I attempted to correct him (which was difficult, as this guy typed at light speed) he would accuse me of falling pray to "the Bush administration's propaganda." A very entertaining conversation, indeed.

Obviously I've never attended grade school in a European nation, but from my experiences with those who have I can come to this conclusion: I think what we have here are two different teaching methods, both lacking in their own distinct way. The European method would appear to be a case of "just the facts, ma'am." Ignoring, to a large extent, the greater themes of history and world events as they happen. I'm sure British school children can reel-off a list of every King and Queen in the history of the realm. As much as I hate to admit it, I can't name all the Presidents of the United States. While that may not make me look too good on a history exam, it has absolutely nothing to do with how I live my everyday life or form opinions about my world. So I can't name all the heads of state that plunged Europe into World War I, but I do understand how it happened and what was to be learned from that event. I find that to be infinitely more valuable.

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

This is why I'm a Clippers fan

Congratulations to the Los Angeles Lakers on putting forth the least possible amount of effort in their five-game bitch-slap at the hands of the Detroit Pistons! Go to hell guys!

I think someone's going to have to talk DodgerKid off a ledge...

Angels 4, Pirates 2

What's the cure for a club stuck in a 2-7 tailspin? Why, playing a club stuck in a 1-13 tailspin, of course.

  • Great game from Washburn. What is it with this guy? He pitches like shit, and the offence scores 15 runs to get him a win. Then he'll spin a beauty, and pick up the no decision.

    Wash also collected a hit in his only at bat (he also had a sac bunt) to bring his career BA to .350. Can he play first base?

  • Speaking of first base, Darin Erstad actually looked decent today. I guess Kotchman's stay in Anaheim desensitized me to the point where anything resembling production from a first baseman gets me salivating.

  • Yet another example of why Figgins isn't the answer at third. That ball in the 7th ate him alive, and his error led to the game tying run. He did come through with the game winning hit though, so it's hard to stay mad at him. Just proves that he does belong somewhere, just so long as it isn't third.

  • That's two straight games with a homerun for Anderson. Today's was a monster to dead center. It's great to see that the arthritis hasn't affected Garret's bat speed.

  • I've been getting all over Scioscia for not using Robb Quinlan lately. Today he finally called Quinlan's number to pinch-hit for Washburn in the 7th, so one might assume that I'd be pleased by that move. Well, I'm not! Mike passed over Tim Salmon to get him in the game, and not using Salmon is even dumber than not using Quinlan. Tim Salmon must be the number one option from the right side, especially in NL parks where he's not going to get any other playing time.

  • PNC Park sure is beautiful (the only stadium in the same league as SBC Park, IMO), but man is it ever a strange place to play a game of baseball. Jose Mota did a fabulous job of pointing out some of the oddities, including: some of the thickest grass in baseball, infield grass which reaches the baselines between 1st-2nd and 2nd-3rd, and some mighty imposing dimensions for right-handed power hitters.

No Nolan?

I'm sure many of you are well aware of the fact that Rob Neyer and Bill James have a new book out. In it, the two gods of sabermetrics examine pitching throughout the years, mainly in beloved list-form. I haven't gotten around to grabbing it yet, but I plan to do so very soon. Luckily ESPN has an excerpt from the book's chapter on great fastballs up right now.

This list is Rob Neyer's personal opinion on the ten best fastballs of all-time:
Best Fastballs, Starters
1. Walter Johnson
2. Amos Rusie
3. Lefty Grove
4. Roger Clemens
5. Rube Waddell
6. Dick Redding
7. Satchel Paige
8. Robin Roberts
9. Bob Feller
10. Dazzy Vance
Um... did we forget someone? Where's the Ryan Express? Here's Neyer's explanation:
"Where is Nolan Ryan? Nolan Ryan didn't always know where his fastball was going, so he just missed my cut."
I guess I can understand that. Rob must have a different definition of what makes a great fastball- that's all. I wonder what his definition is?
[Bill James has] got a four-part definition of "best"; here's my one-part definition: "Was this pitch so good that he could, and often did, get hitters out using this and very little else?"
Wha-wha-what!? Ryan had good enough control over his fastball that "he could, and often did, get hitters out using it and very little else," and I think his 5714 strikeout victims would all agree with me. Ryan won 324 games and tossed 7 no-hitters solely on the power of his fastball. That's a great pitch.

I've come to terms with the fact that Nolan issued too many walks to join the ranks of the all-time legends, but what does that have to do with his ability to throw that devastating heater? I think even stat-heads can see that his fastball was, by far, the best of his generation, and likely of any generation before or since.

Fighting the good fight

Chronicles links to a new Angel blog by the name of- wait for it- Watching Jeff DaVanon. Finally, someone has come around!

The blogs author, who goes by the name Maya, is more obsessed with Jeff then I am, and it's got nothing to do with OPS or VORP! I like her already.

UPDATE: DaVanon is tied with Vladimir Guerrero for the team lead in RC/G at 9, and second (behind Guerrero) in GPA at .319. Just thought I'd point that out.

Monday, June 14, 2004

"Need" is a funny word...

...we rarely need anything. We want everything, but very little of it is actually important. Take for example this quote from Peter Gammons' latest coulmn:
"The Angels, who recently were shopping Ramon Ortiz because of his unhappiness with his role as a reliever, now need him because of Aaron Sele's injury."
Do we really need Ramon Ortiz to make the two starts that Sele will miss? Do we even need Ortiz on this roster at all?

Beyond off-topic

NOTE: This is as off-topic as it gets. I wrote it a few days ago, but decided not to post it at the time. But what the hell? It's an off day- might as well post something.

I should explain why this turned into such a big production. It started with a little factoid I found on IMDB that was somewhat related to the world of sports, and was just too cool not to post. But the problem was that in order to post it, I would have to give a little background into how I found it. Or rather why I was looking in the first place. That what this is. It's a little embarrassing now that I read it over, but I'm always willing to embarrass myself for a chuckle:
I was channel surfing late one night, and I came across one of those really lame "skin-a-max" movies. (You know the ones- don't pretend you don't watch. You may be able to fool your wife, but you can't fool yourself!) To be 100% truthful, I don't watch these things much at all. Sure, the sight of a nude woman will bring my channel flipping to an abrupt halt, but I don't stick around for long. I always think to myself "what the hell am I watching this crap for- I have the Internet for a reason."

However this one caught my eye for some reason. Well, the cinematography and the dialogue didn't catch my eye as much as one of the women did. She was a tall, dark-haired, strangely familiar woman. I knew I had seen here somewhere before. Then I realized why she looked so familiar- she was a dead-ringer for Catherine Bell, the gorgeous star of JAG.

Now, as anyone who subscribes to Stuff Magazine knows (and if you don't subscribe, do yourself a favor- go out and find the October 2003 issue), Catherine Bell is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. We're talking top-10 here. Women that hot don't do crappy, no-core pornography. Plus, she's a fairly successful actress. There's no sense in risking your career for whatever you get paid to do this stuff. This was just a woman who bared a striking resemblance to Catherine Bell- nothing more.

For whatever reason I had to keep watching. I just couldn't take my eyes off this woman. And the more I watched, the more she looked like Mrs. Bell. I started asking myself, "could that be her?" No, of course not. "But it does look a lot like her." Yeah, but I've been told that I look like the lead singer of Weezer- and I'm not the lead-singer of Weezer. I finally broke down and decided to check the credits listed on the info page.

That's where I saw them- like a shinning beacon leading me out of the dark- three of the sweetest words one could ever read. Starring. Catherine. Bell.

Oh god, yes! I have seen it, and it was good! Catherine Bell. Naked. I could now die a happy and fulfilled man. Seriously- that's it for me. Those 10-15 minutes were as happy as I'll ever be. It's all downhill from there.

Anyway, what does this have to do with baseball you ask? Absolutely nothing! But I did find this little nugget of sports-related trivia in her bio:
Before the 2001 NFL season began, in a survey of 70 celebrities who had nothing to do with football conducted by "The Sporting News," she correctly predicted that the New England Patriots would eventually beat the St. Louis Rams in the season-ending Super Bowl by the score of 20 to 17. This amazing prediction was made despite the fact that vast majority of "football experts" didn't think the Patriots would even make the playoffs much less get to the Super Bowl. She's the only person to have ever correctly predicted the participants in, winner, and final score of a Super Bowl before a season begun in a published article in a major sports periodical or book.
Gentlemen, I think we may have found the perfect woman.

Weber's struggles continue

I thought I should pass along this note from our man in Salt Lake City, Jeff. It seems Ben Weber is having just as much trouble getting AAA hitters out as big leaguers:
"Don't let the final score fool you. After seven innings, this was a 1-0, well-pitched game. The River Cats didn't blow it open until the eighth, when Ben Weber- recently sent down from Anaheim- gave up six runs on five hits, a walk and a fielder's choice.

While praising his starter, Brumley declined to lay all the blame for the loss on Weber. He said the major-league veteran was victimized by some weird plays. "It's just kind of the way Web's year is going," Brumley said. "He threw the ball fine."
In his first four innings with the Stingers, Webber has allowed 10 R (6 ER), on 7 H, for an ERA of 13.50. What happened to this guy?

Sunday, June 13, 2004

Ortiz to Chi Sox?

Ben Maller has a couple of interesting pieces of news on the Ramon Ortiz front. Firstly, he reports that Ortiz has in fact demanded a trade. He supposedly did so in a closed door meeting with Mike Scioscia and Bill Stoneman.

Secondly, he reports a couple of possible ways to facilitate his demand. According to Maller the White Sox have offered-up IF Jose Valentin. He also confirms the Buddy Groom rumor that was reported a few days ago.

That's interesting, because Valentin was previously mentioned as a possible solution to the Angel's third base problem (if you believe we have one). I don't know about you, but his 11 HR are looking awfully good right about now. However, I think the Angels would have to strongly consider the effect the trade would have on the bullpen. Ortiz has been a very effective piece of a perilously thin bullpen over the past weeks. For this move to happen Stoneman would have to be very confident that both Donnelly and Percival will be effective this season, or confident that guys like Matt Hensley and Dusty Bergman will step-up.

I would also like to re-affirm my support of the Buddy Groom move. This one is the preferable of the two. Adding another good set-up arm to this pen would do wonders, if for no other reason then it might hasten the move of Gregg or Shields into the rotation.

Bees at the A

A swarm of bees has decided to set up shop on one of the camera posts behind homeplate. It does offer some very interesting views of the game, but it seems like it would be dangerous for the fans and the players. I assume they're just normal bees and not of the "killer" variety, or else the game would have been delayed.

Any-hoo, the Angel's newly crowned stopper, Kelvim Escobar, is looking strong through the first three innings, and the offence has touched Matt Clement for several hits. 1-0 Halos in the early-going.

By the by, has anyone else noticed that Adam Kennedy is dropping his hands about a foot before every pitch? Could that be the cause of his recent struggles? It's a very pronounced motion, so I would assume that Mickey Hatcher has seen it.

Soccer: US MNT vs. Grenada

A great day for sports. It all starts on ESPN2, with the US's first game of World Cup qualifying (yes, they begin qualifying a full two years before the tournament begins), then it moves on to the Angels/Cubs game, which fades into the Laker game. I will not be moving from my couch today.

Like I said, this is the first round of qualifying for the 2006 World Cup (in Germany). The have been paired with Granada in a home-and-home series, to be decided by aggregate goals. The first match is being played in Columbus, Ohio- of all places (IMO, every US MNT game should be played here in Carson, excluding of course those against Mexico, which should be played in Foxboro).

On a side note, how odd is it that just days after the burial of Ronald Reagan, the tiny island of Granada once again pops into view? The world is an odd little place.

To say the US are the prohibitive favorites would be an understatement. The talk going into the game was "how many goals will the US win by?" or "how do you put the aggregate score out of reach, yet not run up the score?" I mean, soccer isn't even the day job of half of Granada's players. The goalkeeper loads freight at the port of St. George. Certainly none of the experts thought the result was in doubt going in.

It's funny how often experts are wrong.

Grenada played fairly even with the US in the first 30 minutes. They arguably had the best two scoring chances in those minutes. Granada has been playing like a team possessed. They leave almost no room for guys like Donovan and Beasley to move. They shut down almost every ball immediately. The lone forward for Granada is a one-man wrecking crew, as he has single-handedly kept the pressure on the US defense. Most importantly of all, they never fold- the backline has cleared at least three sure goals off the line thus far.

The US needed extra-time to break open the scoring, going 1-0 up on a Beasley header. I think it's safe to say that this is the worst the US MNT has played in several years. I give the Grenadians much of the credit, but let's be blunt: the US is playing like crap. The passing has been beyond lazy. The finishing has been atrocious. The defense has been non-existent. In summary, the US MNT is playing like the Lakers. They know they're going to win, so why bother with all that "playing" stuff.

Hey guys: in soccer, same as life, showing up is half the battle.

UPDATE: As I was writing this Beasley struck again to make it 2-0. I'm still not impressed.

UPDATE: Ex-Galaxy defender Greg Vanney adds a third in second-half stoppage time, with a great individual effort. It ends 3-0 to the US. They'll be pleased with the result, but the way it was achieved is nothing to beat your chest over.

Even when they sucked, there was one thing you could say about the US National Team: they always played hard. Well, you can no longer say that after today.

What a pitiful display. The European-based players should be especially ashamed of themselves. Guys like Steve Cherundolo and Eddie Lewis were just awful. They never got into game, looking as though they were playing in slow motion. Hopefully Bruce Arena picks a mostly MLS-based side for the second leg in Grenada. Let's get some guys who treat playing for their country like the honor it is.

Saturday, June 12, 2004

You've gone too far...

Casey Kotchman sits against left-handers, so playing in his stead is... Shane Halter?

Meanwhile Robb Quinlan and his .281/.378/.344 line (which is a downright Ruthian preformance in terms of Angels first basemen) is riding the pine. What the fuck? Of all the dumb decisions Scioscia has made this season, this is by far the worst.

UPDATE: I think the Angels can rule out "ankle pain" as the root of Chan-Ho Colon's problems. He looked just as awful as ever today, allowing 6 earned on 9 hits and 3 (!) homeruns in 5 innings of work. This just days after Buddy Black claimed he had addressed Chan-Ho's mechanical difficulties, which supposedly stemmed from an ankle injury. When are the Angels going to make the correct diagnosis that Chan-Ho is, in fact, a fat, lazy bastard?

UPDATE: That bullpen done' blowd-up real good.

The Angels fought back with a big 6th inning, but Gregg had the worst outing of his young career and the Cubs took back control of the game. Ortiz did a good job cleaning-up Gregg's mess, but the offence couldn't get the big hit to pick him up. The final was 10-5.

One note: The Angel's power-outage continues, as they have hit only 1 homerun in the past week, and just 6 in the month of June. I know a few of the big bats have been out, but c'mon!

Guillen to play 1B?

  • The OC Register is reporting that Jose Guillen has been taking groundballs at first and third base.
    Guillen, who had to order a first baseman's mitt and break it in, played third base in the minor leagues. It's a longshot, especially now that Raul Mondesi is out for at least a couple of months, but the Angels are considering having Guillen play some first base to ease a glut of outfielders/designated hitters.
    Excellent. Best decision Mike Scioscia has made all year.

  • Also from the Register: The Angel's second pick in the draft, high school outfielder Patrick White, has accepted a football schoolarshop offer from West Virginia. Good job Mr. Bane.

  • From the LA Times: Times staff writer Ben Bolch reports that Casey Kotchman would likely be sent down no matter how much improvement he shows between now and when Erstad returns from the disabled list. Mike Scioscia was quoted as saying "With any young player you want them playing as opposed to just sitting here and not playing." Two smart moves in one day? What god did we please?

Friday, June 11, 2004

Angels 3, Cubs 2

Where's the offence? We finally have the core intact, but the runs still aren't coming. Oh well, a win is a win.

  • Now Sele's down for at least a couple of starts with "arm fatigue." And so the pitching injuries begin...

  • I get home to find that Oakland broke out in the late innings against Pittsburgh for the win. Hey, we were back in first place for about fifteen minutes there, and that's fifteen more then the Mariners.

  • Changing subjects, how did everyone like the audio posts? I know people always bitch when Pinto does it, but the opportunity to blog at the ballpark is just too cool to pass up.

  • In the second post you may have heard three girls chanting "lets go Angels" at the top of their little lungs. It was annoying right? Well, try sitting right in front of that for nine innings. They went non-stop. I'm usually pretty good at tuning annoying neighbors out, but the voices were so shrill. It was like three dull blades slowly slicing through my mind. I swear, sometimes you regret going to games at all.

Blogging from the Ballpark, Part 4

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Blogging from the Ballpark, Part 3

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Blogging from the Ballpark, Part 2

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Blogging from the Ballpark, Part 1

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Injury Update: Bobby Jenks

Reader Chris is wondering about the Angels number two pitching prospect, right-handed fireballer Bobby Jenks:
What's going on w/Jenks? Is his rehab going well? I noticed he fell off the roster on the Stingers web site, could be a typo for all I know.
Jenks was diagnosed with a "stress reaction" in his right (pitching) elbow on April 22. It's the same injury that caused him to sit out two months of the 2003 season. He was placed on the Stinger's 15-day disabled list later that week. According to Bill Stoneman, "[the] plan is to rest it, let it cool down." So Jenks has been completely shut down. He hasn't begun any rehab and hasn't thrown since the injury. Rest is the only treatment for a stress reaction, which, to the best of my knowledge, is really just a glorified case of tennis elbow.

Obviously I'm not a doctor, but I'd say chances are very good Jenks is done for the season (that could explain why he has fallen off the roster on the Stinger's web site). With this being the second time he's suffered this kind of injury you can bet the Angels are looking to give him all the rest he needs. He wouldn't be ready to start rehab until late August at the earliest, which would give him very little playing time before he had to shut it down for the end of the season.

The plan all along has been for Jenks to pitch in winter ball, and I'd say that's when the Angels are targeting his return. Look for him to start throwing in late September to be ready for the October opening of winter league. Sorry Chris, you're going to have to wait another year before you see him in Anaheim.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Angels 5, Brewers 4

The Angels snap their 5-game losing streak with a 5-4 come from behind win over the Brew Crew, and get within a half-game of the Oakland A's.

  • The big news was obviously Garret Anderson's return to the team. He went 1 for 3 with a walk, but most importantly he looked very comfortable at the plate and in the field. But then again, GA would look comfortable on a city bus with a bad case of hemorrhoids.

  • I was pretty sure that Sele's early success was nothing more than smoke and mirrors (his K/BB ratio of 21/15 was troubling), and his last two starts have illustrated that point. Sele's ERA over his past two starts is 6.45. While that's not in Colon/Ortiz territory by any means, it's not anywhere near his early season performance. I don't think he's pitched any worse in those starts- he just hasn't been able to scatter the hits as efficiently or work out of jams. It had to be expected.

  • Jeff DaVanon was in the lineup again tonight, this time in left field (Guillen was at DH, Salmon got the night off). Obviously I don't have a problem with that- anytime the superstar is in the game I'm happy- but why was he playing left field? It doesn't take statistical analysis to see that he's a better center fielder than is Anderson- I'm reasonably sure even Scioscia would admit to that. Plus the fact that this is GA's first game back- wouldn't he be more comfortable in left (or even DH)? DaVanon playing everyday in center is never going to happen (I've made my peace with that), but tonight it would have made an awful lot of sense.

  • Casey Kotchman had an extra-base hit! Woo-hoo! Break out the party hats! His career slugging percentage is now .272. Alfredo Amezaga's career slugging percentage is .317. Just thought I'd point that out.

  • What can you say about Josh Paul? I guess I can understand why he was so anxious to his glove on that pitch- he so rarely gets that chance.

  • Frankie looked a bit shaky there in the ninth. Hey, maybe he really can take over for Percival someday!

Looking for mad props

I believe I called this one. From Jayson Starks' latest on ESPN.com:
Clubs that have been checking on the potential availability of the Orioles' bullpen crew say the Orioles and Angels have talked about a swap of Buddy Groom for Ramon Ortiz.
And here's what I said on May 31st:
...I find it hard to believe that the Angels aren't in the market for a reliever, preferably left-handed. I would suggest the Orioles' Buddy Groom. He's been rumored to be available for the last couple of years, and now with the emergence of BJ Ryan, it seems more likely then ever.
Am I the man, or what? I think I deserve some kind of "finders-fee" for this. Thanks for the heads-up Joe!

Anderson to be activated?

The Angels have yet to fill the roster spot vacated when Raul Mondesi was placed on the 15-day DL. Transaction Guy thinks that management is looking at activating Garret Anderson.

We can only hope. Steve and Hud commented during last night's game that GA appeared ready to return during BP, but what do they know? He's been on a rehab-assignment at Rancho since Monday, so it seems possible we could see his return tonight.

In other injury news (is there any other kind?), Troy Percival is out at least a month with a "strained right pronator muscle in his forearm." It does not require surgery.

A month without Percival is going to be hard on this bullpen, especially if the starters can't turn things around and start eating up real innings. On the bright side, Donnelly looks to be close to returning. Until then we need Hensley and Bergman to do more then take up space.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Mondesi placed on 15-day DL

The Angels have placed Raul Mondesi on the 15-day disabled list. More details to come...

Now we know why DaVanon was in the lineup. It's not because Scioscia has finally seen the light, but rather it's that he didn't have any other choice. Figures.

UPDATE: Mondesi has been diagnosed with a "tear of the right quad" and the Angels are saying he's out indefinatly. It's usually a season ender, so it looks like that $1.75 million we gave him just a week ago would have been better spent by flushing it down a toilet.

On the bright side, this goes quite a ways in solving our little "too many outfielders" problem...

Who are you and what did you do with my manager?

Tim Salmon is back in the lineup at DH, so I assumed that would mean the end of Jeff DaVanon. Apparently not, as Mike Scioscia has put Jeff in center in place of Raul Mondesi. Good call skip.

Oh, wait... nevermind. He has also penciled Shane Halter in at third. You suck again Skip.

UPDATE: On Saturday, June 5th Chone Figgins hit a two-run homerun. 33 innings later Jeff DaVanon scored on a error. Thank god that's over. 3-1 Brewers in the third.

Draft breakdown: Complete

Note: if much of this sounds familiar, it's because much this is repeated from my previous draft coverage. This is a complete breakdown which will be posted at AngelsWin.com shortly.

The Angel's brain trust has finished selecting this year's crop of young-guns, picking 48 in all. As I mentioned before, the team made no secret of the fact that they were interested in "toolsy," athletic players- preferably outfielders. Let's see how they went about accomplishing that goal:

POS #
C 3
1B 2
2B 5
SS 1
3B 5
OF 10
RHP 20
LHP 2

All in all it's a well-balanced list. I do find the heavy right-handed pitching bias a little troubling. The system is already short on left-handed pitching, and this isn't going to help rectify the situation. Pitching is clearly the strength of this draft. We all know about Jared Weaver, but other names like Nick Adenhart (once considered a first-round lock, drafted in round 12), and Mark Trumbo (local boy out of Villa Park HS, drafted in round 16), could also become intriguing prospects.

Taking a glance at the scouting reports, it looks like they followed through on their promise of toolsy players. You're not going to find many position players who aren't described as having "an athletic frame" or "plus speed." I don't have a problem with drafting good athletes, but I would like it if the Angels could see it in their heart to draft the fat kid who can rake. I fear we're missing out on a lot of good talent looking for "prototypical ballplayers" and not necessarily proven talents.

The best example of this is Matt Moore (drafted in round 20) who hasn't played baseball in three years. He is better known as the back-up quarterback for the UCLA Bruins football team. The Angels like him as a third baseman because he has a "well proportioned physique" and "long, loose muscles." Can he play ball? Who knows.

The Angel's scouting director, Eddie Bane, has also made no secret of his disdain for what he calls the "Moneyball approach" of drafting college players over high schoolers. Let's see how his draft breaks down in terms of class:

CLASS #
COL 17
JC 14
HS 17

Fairly even numbers. Although Bane did take quite a few prep stars, he did limit the amount of high school pitchers. Of the 22 pitchers drafted, only seven were out of high school. That pleases me to no end- it looks like Mr. Bane has finally figured out that high school pitchers have little chance for ultimate success. Bane showed a preference for high schoolers most in his stable of outfielders. Half of them have no college experience, including the top three picks.

Dontavious McDowell (drafted in round 18) is probably the most intriguing player drafted out of high school. McDowell is a superior prep athlete, so good in fact, that he has been offered a full scholarship to play quarterback at Nebraska (that should endear him to Erstad). The Angels like him as a center fielder. Other names to watch include outfielder Patrick White (the Angels second pick), middle infielder Hainly Statia, and first baseman Cristin Tapia, who reminds many of Casey Kotchman.

Will this be a bumper crop for the Angels, or will this be a disaster? Only time will tell- it's impossible to rate a draft before you get a chance to see anyone of these guys play pro ball. But one can't help but be pleased when you get (arguably) the top name on the board. I know I will be paying very close attention to the rookie-league games being played in Provo and Mesa this year.

UPDATE: Before anyone feels the need to point it out- I know I misspelled "Jered" Weaver. It's going to happen often, so get used to it.

Salmon activated

The Angels activated Tim Salmon after last night's heart-breaking loss to the Brewers. He should be in the lineup at DH tonight. To make room Robb Quinlan was optioned to AAA Salt Lake. It makes sense, because obviously a backup first basemen/outfielder who can hit doesn't have nearly as much value as a (relatively) speedy third catcher. Right Mike?

It's good to see Tim back, but I suppose this means that DaVanon is no longer an everyday player. It's a shame. I'd say it's almost a certainty now that Jeff DaVanon will be dealt as part of a package for pitching sometime in the not-to-distant future. Possibly the BlueJays for Ted Lilly?

In related news, Raul Mondesi reiterated that he doesn't want to become a problem, but stopped short of saying he would accept a place on the bench. This should be good.

Brew Crew 1, Halos 0

If there's a worse way to lose a ballgame then that, I don't want to know about it.

  • Could this offence look a little more impotent? What's that now- 34 innings without a run or extra-base hit? If you want to gauge how bad the offence is going lately, just check out Vlad's last four games: 1 for 18 (.055), 2 BB, 0 XBH. And it's not much prettier for Guillen.

    When watching this game I felt as though I was trapped in one of those old Roadrunner cartoons, looking down off that cliff, watching the Angel's plummeting offensive numbers. There was of course that very satisfying whistling sound, followed by the highly anticipated bang and a puff of smoke as they impacted the desert floor below. The egde of the cliff broke a long time ago- they've just been running in mid-air for a few weeks, doomed to fall eventually. Meep-Meep!

  • I have officially soured on Kotchman. The kid just doesn't belong here yet. I fear we are ruining him. Please send him back down to AA where he belongs.

  • Note to Scioscia: There's this guy sitting on your bench named Robb Quinlan. He handles the bat pretty well and plays a decent first base. He's not a valuable piece of art- to be looked at and never touched- he's a ball player, so USE HIM FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

    There were at least 10 instances where I would have inserted Quinlan as a pinch hitter, but Mike won't even consider it. He actually got Eckstein warmed-up to pinch hit before Quinlan! That's two of our 25 roster spots that are completely and totally wasted on guys who Scioscia refuses to use in any situation.

  • On the bright side, Escobar is now a bona-fide stopper. Another fantastic game from him tonight- 8 IP, 0 ER, 4 H, 11 K, 1 BB. At least someone is stepping up in our time of need.

  • I'm too mad and too tired to go on. More tomorrow, when I cool off.