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Monday, May 31, 2004

Rock the vote

The Cubs blog "A View From The Bleachers" is running a "World Series of Blogs," and yours truly is included in the AL West portion of the first round. It's an honor just to be nominated- but I don't want to be made a fool of by finishing last. Get over there and vote. (FYI: Someone other then myself already placed vote for TPG, so thank you to whoever that was.)

I was apprehensive to post this, because it's really just a shameless ploy for links, but it's a creative shameless ploy, so here it is.

Gammons' on buyers/sellers

Peter Gammons' latest column on ESPN.com examines the positions of suspected buyers and sellers. Conspicuously absent are the Angels.

Bill Stoneman seems to be pleased with the current group of starters, and I doubt that he's willing to splash any more cash on the offence. But with the incredibly rapid declines of Troy Percival and Ben Webber, I find it hard to believe that the Angels aren't in the market for a reliever, preferably left-handed. I would suggest the Orioles' Buddy Groom. He's been rumored to be available for the last couple of years, and now with the emergence of BJ Ryan, it seems more likely then ever.

I just don't see the Angels- with a seemingly endless budget and a slew of valuable properties- not pulling the trigger on something by July 31st.

Angels 2, ChiSox 11

That was bad. It would have been nice if Lackey could have at least pretended like he wanted to be there. He got into a little bit of trouble and folded Ramon Ortiz-style. That pitch to Valentin in the 2nd was just awful. Lakey had shaken Molina off twice, then during a mound visit he was clearly not listening to a word Molina was saying. Next pitch is a BP fastball right over the heart of the plate. Homerun. Very nice John. Maybe next time you can save your temper tantrums for the clubhouse. In case you care: Mondesi was 0-2 with a walk as the DH.

Saturday, May 29, 2004

Riggs makes way for Mondesi

1B/DH Adam Riggs was designated for assignment to make room for Raul Mondesi, whose deal became final today. Riggs put up a .133/.188/.200 line in this latest emergency call-up. In a related story, Josh Paul had enough time to get his car's tires rotated during today's game, so that's good.

Mondesi will be in the house for tomorrow's rubber-match against the White Sox, but it is yet to be decided if he will play or not.

Sele ends skid at four

I now know what it's like to be a Mariners fan. Ok, maybe not, but those four games were pretty excruciating. The Angels broke their skid with a solid 5-1 win over the White Sox today.

  • Aaron Sele did it again. He got his fourth win of the year, giving up just four hits and one run in 6 1/3. And this time he even had his strikeout pitch working (6 Ks). I said yesterday that Escobar was the Angel's best starter- well Sele's giving him a run for his money.

  • All Rob Quinlan did today was go 1-3 with a walk. I just can't wrap my head around why this guy isn't getting a real shot. He's proven that he can hit at every level of pro ball, and he can play at the corner outfield positions as well as first base. Why not put him in the field and give Vlad or Guillen the day off at DH?

  • Scioscia brought in Frankie to pitch the ninth- even though the Angels had a four-run lead. I can't say I blame him- I don't think I could live through another Ben Webber meltdown either.

  • Scot Shields threw a pitch to Timo Perez that broke at least five feet. I'm not exaggerating at all. This thing started well above the belt and inside, and ended up in the dirt and well off the outside corner. Just nasty.

  • Casey Kotchman had an extra-base hit! I repeat, Casey Kotchman had an extra-base hit!

  • Jeff DaVanon's OPS is creeping up toward the high .900's. Is anyone starting to come around on my "DaVanon could be a star" comment?

1B Production

When Darin Erstad went down with a hamstring injury we all silently celebrated. Surely anyone will have better production then Erstad, right? Wrong. Erstad's replacement has been 21 year-old uber-prospect Casey Kotchman, who has fallen flat on his face. Sure, he gave us reason to be excited early, but it's been all downhill from there.

I wasn't expecting much in the way production from first base this year- I've said many times that Darin Erstad is the worst hitter in the American League- but this is just ridiculous:

AB
H
HR
BB
BA
OBP
SLG
OPS
D. Erstad
129 34 0 5 .264 .294 .333 .627
C. Kotchman
58 14 0 3 .241 .286 .276 .562
R. Quinlan
12 6 0 2 .500 .571 .667 1.238
Total:
199 54 0 10 .271 .310 .337 .647

A few notes:

  • The Angels are the only team without a homerun from a first baseman this season.

  • The only teams that are getting worse production are Atlanta (.230/.280/.364 for a .644 OPS) and Montreal (.204/.297/.309 for a .606 OPS. Ouch.)

  • Without Rob Quinlan the Angels line would be .256/.293/.315 for a .608 OPS. Tell me again why Rob Quinlan isn't playing?

  • Of all first basemen with at least 50 PA, Kotchman ranks 40th out of 41in OPS, and Erstad is not far behind in 38th

How in the hell is this team scoring runs?

Friday, May 28, 2004

The "all-knowing one" answers your questions

I recently did a short Q&A session with the guys over at "El Guapo's Ghost," (<-- best name ever!) a Red Sox blog, in preparation for the upcoming two-game series between our two clubs. I covered such topics as the rise of Jeff DaVanon, the declines Troy Percival and Bartolo Colon, and the Angel's patchwork offence. Go check it out.

Stop the bleeding

Fourth straight 1-run loss. I can't live like this...

  • It looks like the Angels left Anaheim and forgot to bring the bullpen along. On the current road trip the pen is 0-3 with a 6.48 ERA and 3 blown saves.

  • Let's do the math- rookie umpire behind the plate + Qestec stadium + head of umpires in the stands = a strike zone so small the Hubble couldn't find it. Of course Takatsu had no trouble finding it...

  • I'm going to go out on a limb here and declare that Kelvim Escobar has been the Angels best starter this season. Sure, his numbers may not show it, but his stuff and control have both been great all year.

  • Eckstein went 1 for 5 with a double, extending his hitting streak to 13.

  • Scioscia brought Amezaga in as a defensive replacement at third in the 8th inning. It's about damn time.

  • Small consolation- the three other AL West teams all lost tonight.

AP confirms Mondesi deal

The Associated Press is reporting that the Angels have reached an agreement with Raul Mondesi.

The details appear to be $1.75m for the rest of the season. He will make his debut in center field on Sunday in Chicago. I must say- $1.75m is quite a bit less then I was expecting the Angels to pay. It's actually slightly less then he was making in Pittsburgh ($1.75m + $600,000 buyout). It just goes to show how much he wanted out of that mess.

Despite all my objections, I am smiling at this news. Reinforcements have finally arrived!

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Swept

This series makes one thing abundantly clear: the Angels have no room for error with this current lineup.

At least today's loss wasn't as painful as the first two. We just plain got beat today. Halladay was lights out and Jarrod did all he could to keep up. Unfortunately we couldn't get a rally going until it was too late. Oh well.

I'm going to repeat myself one more time: Shane Halter can not play third base (another error today). Shane Halter can not hit (zero hits today). Shane Halter should not play.

Mondesi inks deal?

Dominican Players (link via 6-4-2) is reporting that the Angels and Raul Mondesi have agreed to terms. Well shit.

The Register reported today that Mondesi would play center for the Halos, which is slightly better then the prospects of Guillen in center. Let's look at the positives:
  • He's another bat. That can only be a good thing.
  • This gives the Angels the three best arms in baseball, all in the same outfield.
  • Ummm... Raul makes a mean pound-cake?

Now the negatives:

  • The Angels add a club-house cancer.
  • The Angels seem to be admiting that either Anderson or Salmon will not be returning. You think Raul is an asshole now? Just wait 'till he's sitting on the bench.
  • He's overpaid, no doubt.
  • Major downgrade in center
  • Likely ends the Angels search for a third-baseman

As I said before, I like the sentiment, just not the execution. A bat is good, but this is not the way to go.

Angels targeting Galarraga?

The OC Register is reporting that if the Raul Mondesi deal falls through (one could only hope), Bill Stoneman could turn to Andres Galarraga.

Now that's what I like to hear! Galarraga is just what the doctor ordered- a low-cost, power hitting 1B/DH type, who will gladly take a place on the bench when the stars begin to return. Because let's face it, Casey Kotchman just isn't quite ready. This doesn't answer the question at third, but would give the offence a much-needed shot in the arm.

Do it Bill! Do it today!

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Ok, maybe he's a number two

Bartolo Colon is looking pretty good tonight against the BlueJays. He has a season-high seven strikeouts in six innings. He has allowed two more homeruns, but his control and velocity has been very good for the first time since the first week of the season. Let's hope this is the turning point of his season.

UPDATE: So angry! Must... resist urge... to kill... cat!

The usual suspects blow this one for the Halos. Shane Halter had no business cutting off Guillen's throw. Then he throws it to nobody! Great... good job, Dipshit. I don't care if he is a better hitter- Amezaga must play third. There is no way this team can be successful with Halter making an error a night.

Then there's Percival. I was just discussing Troy's downfall today. In my opinion his problem isn't so much that he's lost velocity (though he has definitely lost velocity), it's that he refuses to admit that he's lost velocity. He keeps trying to run it up there at 97-98 and the ball is sailing on him. If he would just concentrate on locating his 92-94 mph fastball he could be successful. Anyway, it's time for the Angels to seriously consider replacing Percival. Too bad Jenks is injured...

Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Eat great, even late

This is exactly what I worried about with this weird scheduling:
Heavy fog and thunderstorms late Sunday forced the Angels' charter to be diverted from Toronto to Detroit.

The Angels reached Detroit about 2 a.m. Monday and, because of landing restrictions in Toronto, sat on the tarmac for four hours. They finally flew to Toronto, arriving at 6:30 a.m. and reaching their hotel at 8 a.m.

Emerging as a hero in the Angels' travails was traveling secretary Tom Taylor, who made a middle-of-the-night food run to White Castle in Detroit and returned with 240 burgers and 25 bags of fries, a $325 order that caught employees of the burger joint off guard.

"I walked in, the person at the counter said, 'Good morning,' and I said, 'I need eight 30-packs of burgers and 25 fries,' " Taylor said. "The guy behind the counter said, 'Hold on a sec.' Then the manager came up and took the order, and they made them in about 35 minutes."
So the Halos had to travel, without rest, for almost seven hours the day before a ballgame, on a day which should have been an off day! All so 7,000 Canadians could celebrate the Queen's fake birthday with a baseball game! Yes, that great British tradition of baseball. What sense does that make?

So, 240 burgers- that's quite a few. That's enough for Colon, but what do you suppose the rest of the team ate?

Talking is not his strong suit

Jose Guillen is mad. But then again, when is he not?

Guillen went and shot off his mouth to reporters after yesterday's debacle in Toronto:
"I don't know how many times I've been hit and there's been no retaliation," Guillen said. "I'm giving everything I got every day, playing hurt, playing in pain, and trying to win some games, and we don't get no help from nobody."
First off, when you announce that you are "playing hurt" you lose all sympathy from the fans and the media. I'm not questioning the fact that Jose is playing hurt, because I know he has been all season. It's just not a very good idea to announce it publicly in an attempt to look "tough." It's like trying to give yourself a nickname- it doesn't stick unless it comes from someone else (George Constanza and the "T-Bone" incident being the best example of this).

Secondly, though it is true that Guillen has been hit quite a bit this season (6 times), I can't agree with the assessment that there "has been no retaliation." It's just not true. It was especially untrue yesterday when John Lackey threw what was clearly a purpose pitch under Simon Ponds' chin.

I think I should take this opportunity to discuss what happened in the sixth inning yesterday. After a day of reflection I still feel as though we got shafted. Jim Reynolds' handling of the situation was the worst example of umpiring I've seen in a long time.

I still don't know what he thought he saw, but there was no way that Lackey's second pitch was intended to hit Pond. It was a simple case of a pitcher trying to take the inside corner. If he had wanted to hit the batter he would have hit the batter. Lackey would have thrown a fast ball at his back, not a slider below the belt.

Granted, his first pitch to Pond was clearly a purpose pitch. I wouldn't have been surprised (or all that angry) had Lackey been tossed on that pitch. Both clubs had been given a warning, so that would have been a reasonable judgment call on Reynolds' part, though a harsh one.

Of course the most glaring mistake made by Reynolds was that he gave Pond first base. I've seen the replay a hundred times now, and not once did it appear that any part of Pond's jersey ever came in contact with the ball. It didn't even appear so in real time. It's clear that Reynolds gave the base because of the cumulative effect of two close calls. That means he tossed Lackey (and eventually Scioscia) for the same reason. That is unacceptable, and he must be disciplined by the commissioner's office.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand. Jose Guillen has brought the reputation of being a loudmouth to every club he's ever played for. Some would say that's the reason he's seen so many different clubs. He seems like a genuinely nice, likable guy. He's always smiling and messing around with kids in the stands. But he can't seem to keep his mouth in check.

I have no problem with Guillen speaking his mind- no one wants to see a team with no personality- but he needs to think before he does speak. That has been the criticism I hear most from his teammates- he says what's on his mind at all times, and he doesn't care who it offends.

This time he has offended his entire pitching staff. This is defiantly something that should have been handled in-house. I think Jarrod Washburn said it best:
"That's something between the hitters and the pitchers," Washburn said. "That's something we'll discuss."
And discuss it they shall. I think the best candidate to have this "discussion" would be Troy Percival, who will no doubt sit Guillen down and hash out any concerns he may have. I'm sure he'll also make clear to Guillen the proper way to handle this kind of thing in the future.

Jose has always struck me as a fragile player mentally, so you can't be too tough on him, but you must fight fire with fire. Keeping the coaches out of the equation should make it easier on Guillen. There's a ton of leadership on this team, so I'm confident that the Angels will be successful where the Pirates, Devil Rays, DiamondBacks, Reds, and A's have failed- chilling Jose Guillen out. That will be the key to Guillen's future.

UPDATE: Chronicles also has some interesting comments on Guillen.

Mondesi deal close?

Ben Maller is reporting that the Angels have offered Raul Mondesi a one-year deal. Apparently Mondesi and Scioscia have a close personal relationship from their Dodger days, and Mondesi is keen on a return to Southern California. Despite all that the Angels are not the front-runners to secure his services, as an unnamed club has offered him a two-year deal.

Monday, May 24, 2004

Does not compute

So let me get this straight: the BlueJays can hit three batters (including one that was clearly intentional) and get off with a warning. Meanwhile the Angels can't even pitch inside without getting tossed. What a horrible display from homeplate umpire Jim Reynolds. Congratulations Jim, you win the "douche-bag of the day" award!

Lackey's pitch didn't even touch the hitter! "Here you go BlueJays, take a free base. And as a bonus were going to toss the pitcher and the manager. Would you like fries with that?"

On the other side, Justin Miller gets to throw right at one of our only two real hitters, and he gets a pat on the back.

This is beyond ridiculous. Jim Reynolds must be fined and suspended by MLB.

UPDATE: Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Good thing we get an extra day to stew on that one, right?

When (if?) we get Donnelly back, Ben Webber needs to be released. You know what, fuck it, he needs to be released right now. I have no idea what happened to this guy, but he's got nothing. He can't be trusted with any lead, much less a tied game. And with Ramon Ortiz recent resurgance and a ton of good arms in the minors there is no reason to keep this guy around.

They must really love the Spice Girls

Those Canadians and their wacky holidays. Today is Victoria Day in Canada. No, it's not a celebration of the lovely Victoria Beckham's birthday (that was April 17th); it's actually in honor of England's Queen Victoria. Why do they celebrate the birth of a queen who died over a hundred years ago? No clue.

Here are the basics of the holiday from the Canadian Heritage Association:
After the death of Queen Victoria in 1901, an Act was passed by the Parliament of Canada establishing a legal holiday on May 24 in each year (or May 25 if May 24 fell on a Sunday) under the name Victoria Day...

...From 1953 to 1956, the Queen's birthday was celebrated in Canada on Victoria Day, by proclamation of the Governor General, with Her Majesty's approval. In 1957, Victoria Day was permanently appointed as the Queen's birthday in Canada. In the United Kingdom, the Queen's birthday is celebrated in June.
So the Sovereign's birthday is always celebrated on this day, no matter the true date of their birth. Odd, no?

Anyway, the real reason I decided to look this up is because of the peculiar scheduling of this impending series against the Blue Jays. The two teams kick-off the series tonight, then follow with an off-day on Tuesday, before finishing up with games on Wednesday and Thursday. I figured it was because Tuesday was a holiday in Canada, but then I come to find out that today is the holiday.

So that leads me to believe that the schedule was built around Victoria Day. That is what forced the Angels to travel across the country late last night instead of having a nice, calm travel day. That's messed-up. I don't know the Queen of England personally, but I doubt she'd be too thrilled with the idea of her fake birthday being celebrated with the American pastime.

Didn't we fight a revolution so we wouldn't have to plan our day around the whims of some frumpy, inbred royal?

Happy 31st Bartolo!

Today is Bartolo Colon's 31st birthday. In the words of Large Regular: "Take it easy on the cake."

Angels sweep into Canada

The Angels completed their sweep of the Orioles with an 8-3 win tonight. It was their fifth sweep of the season and brings their record to a league-best 29-15. That ties the club's mark for the best 44-game start ever.

  • Aaron Sele continues to put up unimpressive peripherals (19/14 K/BB, 1.36 WHIP), yet his ERA is still a very impressive 3.05 and, most importantly, he continues to win (3-0 in 5 starts). He's constantly worked himself into- and out of- jams. There's only one word you can use to describe all of Sele's starts this year: gutsy. This guy has got balls of steel.

  • Vlad Guerrero = wow. That homerun was just... wow. He didn't even have his feet set! He followed through with just one hand! He was leaning backwards! That is not right. Wow.

  • David Eckstein had been doing his best to make me look like a fool. I went out on a limb during spring training and prognosticated a comeback season for Eck. Unfortunately Eck stumbled out of the blocks (actually, it's more like he was shot with the starter's pistol), and after 34 games he was posting an anemic line of .220/.281/.246.

    Well, here it is, just nine days later, and Eck is riding a nine-game hitting streak (during which his average is a scorching .452) and his numbers have improved to .268/.333/.307. Those are still horrible, but you've got to be impressed with the turnaround. Welcome back to the land of the living, David!

  • Can we please shut the hell up about Casey Kotchman's little strikeout-less streak!? It's not interesting in the least. In fact, it's just about the most inane record I've ever heard of. Besides, it's pretty hard to strikeout when you always hit the first pitch.

  • Jeff Shaw thinks a Scott Speizio for Casey Kotchman deal sound interesting. Yeah, maybe too a Mariners fan it does...

  • There's been a bit of a flap over the lack of racial diversity on FOX's "The OC." Apparently there are zero black characters of note on the teen-drama. I've only seen bits-and-pieces of the show, but it actually strikes me as a fairly accurate depiction of the area.

    This is a true story: I grew up in roughly the same area of Orange County in which the show takes place. My high school was a rather large one, with about 2,000 students, of which only 5 or 6 were African American. And this wasn't the 40's or 50's- this was just a couple of years ago. Parts of Orange County are that homogeneous.

    So maybe the answer is adding a bit of racial diversity to the county itself, not just shoehorning a few token black characters into the show.

    And yes, the girls really do look like that...

Saturday, May 22, 2004

Rundown

  • The Angels are one of several teams pursuing clubhouse cancer Raul Mondesi, according to the OC Register.

    I like the sentiment, but I can't support this move. There's no doubt that the Angels could use his bat. My objection is to changes that would have to be made defensively. I would assume that he would play in left, which would move Guillen to center. Guillen in center would be the worst move the Angels could possibly make.

    I suppose he could play DH until Salmon and Anderson get back, but then it's back into the field. The only place the Angels can add offence without having an adverse effect on defense is at third. Unfortunately there aren't a lot of great options at third right now.

  • To that point, we have this bit of information. The much-coveted Aaron Boone thinks he'll be ready for action in two months. He hasn't gotten any calls from the Angels, but it's hard to imagine that Bill Stoneman isn't interested. Two months is a bit longer then I'd prefer to wait, but Boone doesn't come with any of the baggage that Mondesi does.

  • Finally, some good news from the injury front. The club finally got one of it's top pitching prospects back when Ervin Santana threw 71 pitches for AA Arkansas. He had been suffering from tendinitis in his pitching shoulder since spring training. Bobby Jenks, the Angels other top pitching prospect, still looks to be a long way off from returning to action.

Friday, May 21, 2004

Laker game here I come!

Halter and Amezaga are in the lineup tonight. This is sooooo bad.

UPDATE: Chronicles is running a contest called "How will Shane Halter will screw-up tonight?"

Tonights answer was secret choice "G": Popped-up bunt.

STOP THE PRESSES! Vladimir Guerrero has hit a ball out of the infield! The Angels now lead 5-3, with Percival set to enter the game. Buckle your seatbelts people.

UPDATE: Percival made it interesting (as usual), but he manged to shut the door on the Angel's come-from-behind victory. The Halos ride a 4-run 8th inning to their 25th win of the season. Shields got the win.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

More Halos/Evil Empire thoughts

  • Losing two of three to the Yankees isn't unexpected. The way the Angel's lost those two was. I don't know about you, but it didn't seem as though the Halos put up much of a fight.

  • It's now open season on Bartolo Colon. This was his fourth terrable start in his last five outings. His ERA is now 5.12. He has shown no control whatsoever. He doesn't even look like he gives a damn when he's on the mound. Ladies and gentlemen, hunting season has begun:

    Bartolo Colon is so fat every time he turns around it's his birthday.

    Bartolo Colon is so fat he took a correspondence course in aerobics.

    The guy carbo-loads for telethons.

    He has more pounds than the London Mint.

    He's been stuck to more chairs than used bubble gum.


    Ok, I'm done.

  • Was that Ramon Ortiz? No, couldn't have been. Someone pitched four scoreless innings with six strikeouts, but I don't know who...

  • Just our luck- David Eckstien finally starts hitting, and Figgins and Guerrero go ice-cold. This lineup is held together with Band-Aids and chewing gum, so we can't afford to have one guy not hitting.

  • Someone asked me what I would do if I were in Bill Stoneman's shoes, and it really got me thinking. First off, I try to find a buyer for Erstad. Obviously I don't expect much of anything in return, but if we could just get $2-3 million of his contract back we could use it to sign Aaron Boone for the rest of the season. When Boone is healthy he goes to third. That moves Figgins to center, which moves Garret Anderson to first base. GA to first is a move that I felt was the best option over the off-season, and it makes more sense everyday.

    Maybe I even deal Sele as well, using that cash to get a center fielder. In that case Figgins would move to short and Kevin Gregg would move into the rotation.

  • What was up with the all beach-balls in the ninth inning? Was that some kind of mass protest, Anaheim style?

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Anderson diagnosed with form of arthritis

Garret Anderson's mystery back ailment has been diagnosed as "Early Undifferentiated Arthritis." It is apparently a catch-all category of arthritides that do not fit into other groups (ie. rheumatoid or reactive). It is usually seen prior to a patient developing another form of arthritis. Not a good sign.

Now, I'm obviously not a doctor, so I can't predict how this will turn out. I can't even tell you if the prognosis is good, bad, or indifferent. The research I have done (all ten minutes of it) doesn't sound to promising. It seems as though GA's on the fast track to rheumatoid arthritis, which is a career killer.

I guess it's good news that he's been diagnosed, but unfortunately there is really no effective treatment for this type of arthritis. In fact, very little seems to be known about it at all. So it looks like we're back to square one.

The Angels are saying that he will begin light workouts in a week, so that's promising. There is still no timetable for his return however.

UPDATE: ESPN is reporting that GA has arthritis in his "upper back, neck and shoulders."

Also, Mike Scioscia seems confident that GA will return this season. When asked by reporters if he expects Anderson back, he replied "absolutely." I'm not holding my breath.

Even if he does return this season, the real problem is in the years ahead. This is going to become a chronic condition. Remember- we just gave GA a four-year, $48 million extension. If there were questions before about how effective he could be in the coming years, they are magnified now.

It's Albert Belle all over again.

This is why I don't read the LA Times.

Bill Plaschke's latest column in the Times is asinine, as usual. It's not even worth the read, but if you're the kind of person who likes to get worked up, go ahead. I'm going to point you to Chronicles and Purgatory Online for rebuttal.

Oh, and if you do read it, be sure to shoot Mr. Bill a line at bill.plaschke@latimes.com.

The curse is getting stronger!

The Angel's injury curse is growing more and more powerful everyday! It's no longer just affecting the team, it's spreading to the fans as well. I was out on my morning jog and pulled my hammy. Nothing too serious- just a little bit of tightness.

Mike Scioscia assures me that I should be back in action "any day now." Should I be worried?

Halos/Evil Empire thoughts, part 4

I have to say- I'm a little disappointed. When you go to an Angels-Yankees game you expect to see fights between drunken idiots breaking out all around you. It's part of the atmosphere that I love about this rivalry. The closest anyone came to blows was over an argument about the Lakers, and the combatants quickly laughed it off. Oh well, there's always the Dodgers series.

As for the action on the field- what more could you want? Adequate starting pitching and stellar relief work, several great defensive plays, a patchwork lineup which out hit the Yank's "murderer's row," and to cap it all of, bonus baseball!

Now to pass out the boos and cheers for tonight's series-opening win over the Evil Empire:

  • Boo to Alfredo Amezaga, who came into the game as a pinch runner and was promptly picked off. Though he did partially make up for his gaff with good defensive play and a sacrifice bunt later in the game.

    When he got picked off first I had a flash back to the days of Julio Ramirez. In one game I remember well (mostly because I was in attendance), Ramirez entered in the late innings to run for Tim Salmon. Like Amezaga, he was caught napping and was picked-off. The following inning saw him make both a fielding error on a routine fly ball and a throwing error (this from the guy who Mike Scioscia called the best defensive outfielder he's ever seen) which lead to several runs being scored. In the next inning he comes to the plate in an obvious bunt situation. What does he do? Pops it up, of course! Needless to say, that was one of his final games with the Angels. But I digress...

  • Boo to Mike Scioscia for putting Amezaga in that situation in the first place. Why are you pinch-running for Jose Guillen? He's not the fleetest of foot, but he's not Bengie Molina by any means. And why run Amezaga? He's not all that good a base runner. Of course that's blatantly obvious to Mike now.

  • Boo to Mike Scioscia, once again, for attempting two straight squeeze plays with Jose Molina on third. Thankfully Jose had the presence of mind not to go on contact on Eckstien's bunt. I'm sure Mike will set him straight tomorrow...

  • Boo (reluctantly) to Chone Figgins, who looked completely lost at third. A collective gasp went over the crowd every time a ball was hit to third. I don't think he made a single throw that Kotchman didn't have to scoop, jump, or stretch for. I know he's got the arm, but I think he's over-thinking his throws a bit.

  • Cheers to Casey Kotchman, who is looking slick with the glove. The scouting reports on this guy's defense were right. There's gold in his future.

    On an unrelated note, I think a bit too much Vlad Guerrero and not quite enough Troy Glaus is rubbing-off on Casey. He's swinging at everything! Where's this great eye I've been hearing about?

  • Cheers to Adam Riggs, who came up with his first hit of the season (though not of his career, as the guy behind me was adamant) when it was needed most. No offence, but I hope we never have to see you again.

  • Cheers to Aaron Sele, who put together yet another ballsy performance. 6 innings of shutout baseball against the Evil Empire is mighty impressive- even if it was done with smoke and mirrors.

  • Cheers to Jeff DaVanon, who is stepping up, both offensivly and defensivly, when the team needs him. And boy, do we ever need him.

  • And finally, cheers to Vlad Guerrero, who was, well... just Vlad. A couple of hits and a game-saving outfield assist is just another day at the office for this guy.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Note to Stoneman: Pick Fick

I mentioned over the past off-season how sure I was that first baseman Travis Lee would end up here in Anaheim. Obviously I was wrong, as Lee ended up in New York (good thing too- he's spent most of the season on the DL). What I didn't mention was that I was just as sure that utility-man extraordinaire Robert Fick would also end up in Anaheim.

It made perfect sense for Fick and the Halos. Fick is a local boy, born and raised in Torrance. He played his college ball at Cal-State Northridge with Adam Kennedy. In fact, the two are best friends. Fick has even been quoted as saying he would like to play for the Angels. There was certainly a need on the Halo's part. We needed a first baseman, with some pop, preferably left-handed. Check, check, and check.

I guess the Angels need for a first baseman disappeared with the signing of Vladimir Guererro (which handed first to Darin Erstad), but a club can always use a good left-handed bat off the bench. Actually the Angels still needed help at the corner infield positions, but the signing never happened. I don't know if any real discussions between Bill Stoneman and Fick's representatives ever occurred. He ended up signing a one-year, $800,000 deal.

With all of our injuries, that need has now returned. Fick is the perfect fit for our hole at third. Or first. Or third catcher. Or left field. Sure, he's only hitting .164/.225/.288 with Tampa Bay, but he's not getting a lot of playing-time (only 75 AB) and let's face it- it's got to be hard to stay motivated in that city.

We could pick him up for almost nothing. I'd bet the D-Rays would take a nothing prospect like, oh let's say, Nathan Haynes. His $800,000 deal is pocket change for Arte Moreno. What is there to lose? At the very worst he gives us a moderately productive utility man, who we can designate for assignment when we're done with him.

Mr. Stoneman: Pick Fick!

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Monday, May 17, 2004

Glaus out for season?

Baseball Tonight is reporting that Angels officials are not ruling out the possibility that Troy Glaus could miss the entire season. Apparently the operation is largely exploratory and we won't know the true diagnosis until Friday.

Whatever the outcome, it appears likely that Troy's career at third base is over. There's nothing sadder then a career DH...

UPDATE: In Rob's opinion this operation will certainly spell the end of Glaus career. I can't say I share in his pessimism. As the link that Rob supplied explains:
Shawn Green's career is [not] over. The article says that Green will have a recurring problem with his shoulder, a problem that is worth knowing about for people who have read that surgery was successful and are expecting Green to return to peak performance - 40-plus homers per year. The article does not say anywhere that Green will perform worse than he did in 2003 - in fact, with proper pain management, he could perform better.
Just replace "Shawn Green" with "Troy Glaus," and you get the gist of it. As long as he can swing the bat relatively pain-free, he should have a nice little run as a DH. Granted, he'll never be the same player, and he's likely to have a boatload of surgeries just to keep himself going, but he should stick around for a little while longer. I'm telling you right now- Troy Glaus will be the steal of the off-season for some club that's willing to take the risk.

Glaus out at least 2 months

ESPN is reporting that Troy Glaus will undergo surgery to repair "fraying of this right labrum and rotator cuff." He will be placed on the 60-day DL.

Serenity now... SERENITY NOW! There are no words to describe the depths of despair that all Angel fans must be feeling. There is only one logical conclusion you can draw from this season: we are fucking cursed. There's no other way to explain this.

Seeing as Tim Salmon isn't going to be ready to rejoin the club anytime soon, and given the prospect of Halter and Amezaga holding down the hot corner for two months, I would assume that uber-prospect Dallas McPherson will get a look. I was eagerly awaiting the day we would see the combo of McPherson and Kotchman on the corners, but I was hoping to wait at least until at least 2005.

Oh, cruel fate! How you mock us!

UPDATE: I don't think "Totally Fucked" is an accurate description of our current injury situation, but unfortunately that's as far as the Injury Warning System goes. So I've created a new level: Code Mauve, or "Beyond Boned."


It requires no further explanation.

Sunday, May 16, 2004

I like Jarrod Washburn, but...

...this is just about the dumbest thing that has ever been said.
"If you had to pick the AL Cy Young winner right now - the one pitcher you would want to start one game you had to win - would you pick Kevin Brown? Pedro Martinez? Curt Schilling? Who?"

To which John Kruk replied, "Jarrod Washburn".

Harold Reynolds agreed, saying "It's all about the wins. ERA can get distorted when pitchers have to pitch with a lead. They pitch to the score. Man, I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with Kruk."
I can't believe it either. Do you guys even listen to yourself when you talk?

I still love Baseball Tonight (well, I love Carl Ravich and Peter Gammons. Those are my only two man-crushes, I swear.), but all those other idiots make it really hard to watch. Believe it or not, John Kruk and Harold Reynolds aren't the worst of the so-called experts. Jeff Brantly is head-and-shoulders above all other comers when it comes to televised stupidity. He's even worse than Joe Morgan.

Speaking of Morgan, he was the color man for tonight's Angel game on ESPN. He made a few statements that made it seem as though he might be coming around to progressive baseball thinking. He questioned a decision to bunt by saying something along the lines of "You don't give away outs in the AL." OK, that might have been sarcasm on his part. But I did get the impression that he has actually read Moneyball (despite the fact doesn't know who wrote it), as he suggested that a team "must be successful 70% of the time when stealing." He also took a shot at said piece of literature when, after Mazzilli decided not to bunt with a runner on second and no outs, he suggested that "he should write a book about it." Oh, you clever devil you!

Another game, another error

Another game, another error on Shane Halter. Today it was a throwing error in the bottom of the 5th, which eventually led to a Baltimore run. It was his 6th error in just 122 innings at third. Just dreadful!

I can't believe I'm about to say this- it shows just how desperate the injury situation has become- but we have no other choice. It's time for Alfredo Amezaga to get a shot. Desperate times call for desperate measures people!

The way I see it it's simple math. Halter is a terrible hitter and a terrible fielder- that's two strikes. Amezaga on the other hand, is a terrible hitter and an excellent fielder- that's just one strike. My infallible logic shows that Amezaga is the better... well, less crappy of the two.

It's a "lesser of two evils" scenario if I've ever heard one. It's sort of like choosing between a kick in the balls and a punch in the face. I'll take the punch, thank you.

UPDATE: Shane "Stone Hands" Halter adds second error in the bottom of the 8th, giving the O's an all-important insurance run heading to the 9th. It's now 4-0 Baltimore.

UPDATE: That's how it ends, 4-0 to the Birds. Ponson gets the shutout and Escobar takes the loss dispite pitching well. Baltimore was flying all over the field today, making several great plays behind Ponson. The Angels... not so much. That was the deciding factor in this one.

Just a note: this was the first time all season the Angels were held without an extra-base hit.

New layout

As you can plainly see, I have changed the layout of Pearly Gates rather drastically. This is what happens when I'm bored on a Sunday afternoon...

I'm not sure I have all the kinks worked out, so if you notice a problem, or just have a suggestion on how to make it better, feel free to drop me a line in the comments section.

Saturday, May 15, 2004

Blogging a team that doesn't exist

I want to point you to a very cool new blog- Senators and Sabermetrics. Stop by and say hello to Dave, who's getting quite a jump on all the other Washington Senators bloggers out there....

When does it start to become funny?

ESPN News is reporting that Bartolo Colon left last night's game due to back stiffness. Un-fucking-believable!

Salmon re-injured

Surprise, surprise. Tim Salmon was removed from his rehab strat last night (link via 6-4-2) after just two at-bats. He complained of pain in his left knee, similar to the injury whick landed him on the DL. According to Salmon, "It feels just like it did on the day I went on the disabled list." So it looks like reinforcements are still a long way off.

I have a new theory about what's causing our injury woes- is there any chance that Tyler Blezinski knows vodoo?

Friday, May 14, 2004

Just wondering...

Is it safe to say that Percival is done? And no, the win does nothing to temper my anger. This game was a fucking disgrace.

Let's not lay this one at Percival's feet though- Bartolo Colon and Mike Scioscia are just as responsible for that collapse as anyone. Colon was god-awful. He had nothing- no control, no stuff, and no heart. Rob- you're still wrong, because Colon isn't even a number two.

And how many runs did Scioscia's "small-ball mentality" cost the Angels tonight? DaVanon was thrown out at home- at least the tenth Angel to have been caught at home on balls they had no business attempting to score on. Hey Mike: Running on contact obviously isn't working! How about you trust your base runners and your third-base coach to make the decision, like every other team in the league.

I've said it before and I'll say it again- This team is winning dispite Mike Scioscia, not because of him.

Injury updates

It might be quicker to update you on the status of those Angels who aren't currently injured, but here we go anyway:

  • Garret Anderson (mysterious back pains): The Angels still don't have a clue what's causing the pain or how best to treat it. GA is eligible to return from the DL now, but seeing as he hasn't so much as touched a bat in four weeks, his return still looks to be a long way off.

  • Brendan Donnelly (elbow tendinitis): Stoneman claims the elbow pains Donnelly felt during his rehab assignment nothing serious and the course of action appears to be several days of rest. The Angels hope he'll be back on his rehab any day- I'm not holding my breath.

  • Darin Erstad (hammy): An MRI uncovered two "significant" strains in Erstad's right hamstring. He'll be out at least a month. Take your time Darin- no rush!

  • Tim Salmon (knee): Finally, some good news! Salmon starts a three-day rehab assignment in Rancho Cucamonga today. Expect him back in the lineup for the Yankees series in Anaheim.

  • Troy Glaus (shoulder, knee): Troy had a MRI on Thursday, which reveled a strained right shoulder and a medial collateral sprain of his right knee. The shoulder injury is being described as "similar" to the injury that ended his season last year. I fully expect to see Troy placed on the DL when Salmon is activated.

Would someone please cover Vlad in bubble wrap!? I'm going to go shoot myself in the head now... but you guys have a nice day!

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Halos/Evil Empire thoughts, part 3

  • All things considered, one out of three in New York is pretty damn good. No matter what the final scores looked like it was a very evenly matched series- and that bodes well for the Angels, who are sure to be healthy someday. Right?

  • People have been piling on me for my "DaVannon can be a star" remark, so I feel I must clarify. First off, I was very apprehensive about using the word "star." I wanted to say that he could be a good everyday player, but that's already true. What's better then a good everyday player? A star, that's what.

    Also, I think I need to point out that the operative word was "could." Anything could happen. Monkeys could fly out of my butt. California could fall into the ocean. Ramon Ortiz could win the Cy Young. You get the picture?

    Finally I think some people don't realize just how good DaVannon is hitting this season. He's suddenly discovered how to draw walks and is getting on base at a Bonds-esque clip. DaVannon's OBP is a ridiculous .426! Sure the sample size isn't huge, but 27 games aren't anything to sweep under the rug. He's also slugging .523 and Hardball Times has him creating 8 runs/game. That ties him with Vlad for third best on the club.

    Yes, the sample size is small, but the fact remains that Jeff has drastically changed his approach at the plate. He's added a terrific eye to already decent power and speed. So now he has power, eye, speed, and a cannon for an arm. That's already four tools, so all he needs is to improve his instincts in the field and he'll be the definition of a five-tool player.

  • This is off topic, but how bout' them Lakers!? I fancy myself more of a Clippers fan, but I was living and dying by those last couple of minutes. They tried their best to give the game to the Spurs, but still managed to come out on top. Can you imagine if this team would show up for the whole game? They'd be unstoppable.

Quite the rivalry

Some of the Yankees are all worked up over last night's 11-2 blowout loss to the Halos. A couple of incidents have caught the ire of several Yanks. (link via 26 Rings)

I've already discussed the Jorge Posada/Alfredo Amezaga incident, but apparently Joe Torre doesn't see it the same way:
"It was a simple double play. I thought he could've gone over the top and got it without going low," Torre said of Amezaga. "I'm not saying he wanted to hurt him, but I don't think it was necessary do that."
Paul Quantrill took a less diplomatic approach:
"I don't know why he had to get down that low," Quantrill said. "Jorge isn't a world-class sprinter. I'm all for playing some hardball, I've got no problem with that, but I do wonder why. It was an easy double play. I'd have to see the replay, but I didn't like it the way I saw it the first time."
They both seem to have the idea that it was "a simple double play," but it wouldn't have been simple if Posada had his way. He was sliding late and hard, and Amezaga was going to be wrecked if he just stood there and took it. As I said before; if base runners are going to have the right to maim an infielder, it's only fair that the infielders have the right to defend themselves.

Neither Quantrill nor Torre claim the play was anything out of the ordinary, just that it was inappropriate at that time. I would assume that means Jeter (and A-Rod, for that matter) uses the same play. Actually, I know for a fact that both do use the same play. It looks like the Yankees don't have a leg to stand on. Do I smell sour grapes?

Paul Quantrill wasn't done. He then turned his attention on Jose Guillen, with whom he exchanged words in the 8th inning:
"I told him if he wanted to join me on the mound and discuss it, he could. If he doesn't want to, he can shut the hell up."
I remember the incident quite clearly. Quantrill came up-and-in, Guillen takes offence, and decides to stare him down. Guillen shot him a look- nothing more. No words left Guillen's lips. That's when, according to Quantrill, he told Guillen to "shut the hell up."

I generally love pitchers who pitch tough, but if you're going to do it then you better not be a bitch about it. Similarly to the sliding incident, if pitchers have the right to pitch inside, then batters (and opposing pitchers) have the right to retaliate when and how they see fit. (In this case, Guillen felt that a stare down was the appropriate retaliation) Rodger Clemens understands this- that's why Rodger is the man, and Paul Quantrill is a bitch.

Hey Yankees: Green isn't a good color on you.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

Halos/Evil Empire thoughts, part 2

Three words for all the Yankee fans out there: Suck. On. That. The Angels romped to an 11-2 win in the Bronx tonight to avenge their 10-inning loss on Tuesday. I now present my thoughts from game two of the most important series of the young season:

  • Casey Kotchman looks a bit rattled at the plate and in the field (of course who could blame him? Playing in Yankee Stadium at the tender age of 21 would freak out just about everyone.), yet he's managed to be fairly productive in his first three games. I'm not seeing any evidence of that great eye we've been hearing so much about, but he has shown a quick, smooth swing and a fair bit of pop. Hopefully he'll calm down once the team leaves New York so he can claim the first base job for good.

  • Aaron Sele is quickly gaining my total confidence as fifth starter. He has a 2.65 ERA in his first three starts, and his performance tonight was as gutsy as it gets. I said previously that as long as he has that curveball he'd be fine. Well, he's got that curveball.

  • Jose Guillen is on the hottest run I've ever seen. He was 2-4 tonight with a homerun and a walk. He missed his second homerun by about three inches in the ninth.

  • Jeff DaVannon scares me in the field. I don't think I've ever seen him read a ball correctly off the bat and he always takes the scenic route. He also made a bonehead baserunning mistake in the first (which would cost the Angels a run on Guillen's homer). Jeff needs to play smarter baseball. With his obvious talents (and his new found plate-patience) he could be a star if he would just get his act together.

  • Ramon Ortiz pitched a scoreless ninth in his first relief appearance since being dropped from the rotation. He still got hit hard, but he also looked relitivly comfortable on the mound for the first time this season. Could he find new life in the bullpen? No... but it's a happy thought.

  • Shane Halter is completely worthless. Is it just me, or is glove getting worse with each passing day?

  • That should learn Jorge Posada to get down next time he slides into second. If you have the right to maim a middle infielder it's only fair that they have the right to defend themselves.

From worst to worse

What can you say? Just when things look like they can't get any worse... they do.

So now Troy Glaus is out and it sounds rather serious. He's flying back to LA for tests on his shoulder and knee tomorrow. I assume this means he'll miss the rest of the road trip.

Halter has been horrendous with the bat and the glove, so I wouldn't be surprised if Dallas McPherson gets a look if Glaus has to go on the DL. It's hard to imagine, but all these injuries have a silver-lining in that the systems several uber-prospects are getting some big-league experience. You really have to squint to see it, but its there.

There is a bit of good news to report. Jose Guillen was back in the lineup at DH. He was even penciled in to play the field, but with Glaus' departure Scioscia had to go to plan B. The extra day off doesn't seem to have effected him at all, as he blasted a monster homerun on the first pitch he saw today.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Halos/Evil Empire thoughts

That's as crazy as they get folks! 10 innings and 6 1/2 hours. Three blown saves and two rain delays. Too bad it ended the way it did. Here are some thoughts on the Angel's loss to the Evil Empire:
  • Someone finally scored on Frankie Rodriguez. In related news, hell has frozen over. That brings his ERA to a still filthy 0.50.

  • The Yanks also scored on Kevin Gregg. Ok, screw hell freezing over- I think it just started snowing in Compton!

  • Bengie Molina's homer off Rivera surprised everyone, most of all Rivera himself. It appered to be a lazy fly to right, but it kept going and going, over Sheffield's head and over the wall. KCAL got a great shot of Rivera, who had stepped off the mound as if he had just gotten an out, spinning around when he heard the crowd groan in agony. He very clearly mouthed the words "What the f**k?" Not out of frustration, but as if to say, "What happened? I wasn't paying attention."

  • What was going through DaVannon's head when he jumped for Sheffield's liner in the bottom of the tenth? He had no chance of catching it, and if he had played it off the wall he would have easily held A-Rod at third. Instead the ball ricochets off the wall and by him, allowing the winning run to score. Good thinking there Jeff! Way to keep your head in the game!

  • Casey Kotchman got his first big-league knock today. That means he's just 2,999 away from 3,000 hits.

  • Percy looked a little too amped-up tonight. He was flying wide open and was missing everything up-and-away. I know Troy hates it, but tonight would have been a good time for a mound visit from Buddy Black.

This is why everyone should live in California

The Halos lead the Evil Empire 4-2 in the middle of the fourth, but unfortunately the weather is not cooperating. We're in the middle of the second rain delay of the night. On the bright side, we get to watch an episode of "Elimidate."

This show always bothers me. First I don't get why any guy would agree to go on a date with four women. I can barely keep myself from vomiting on a first date with one woman. Plus there are cameras watching your every move. That's way too much pressure. And why is it that the ladies get worked up when the dude makes out with one or the other? What, you thought you were in a monogamous relationship? You're on a date with three other chicks for Christ's sake!

Anyway, back to the game. Escobar has been shaky, but effective, and may done for the night because of the rain. Troy Glaus crushed a Kevin Brown fastball in the 1st to give the Angels the early 3-0 lead and Jeff DaVannon scored on a Bengie Molina sac fly in the fourth.

Update: It hasn't rained for an hour, but the umpires aren't restarting the game because there is supposedly another storm on the way. Wow, lucky for the Yankees that they decided not to restart the game a half inning before it can go official. Really lucky... a little too lucky. In fact it's bullshit. Isn't this kind of stall tactic against the rules?

Just another reason to hate George Stienbrenner.

Gullen named AL Player of the Week

Jose Guillen was named AL Player of the Week yesterday- the first time he's recieved the honor. His statline for the week:
.583 BA, .643 OBP, 1.125 SLG, 4 HR, 11 RBI, 27 TB, 1 sprained ankle and 1 sprained knee
A well deserved honor indeed.

Monday, May 10, 2004

You may now exhale

It looks like Guillen isn't headed to the DL after all, and even thinks he may play Tuesday. Finally some good news on the injury front. It couldn't have come at a better time, what with the club heading to New York for a rough east-coast swing.

He sprained his knee and ankle when when making an ugly slide into second on Sunday, his second bad slide of the game. He also slid hard into third and almost completely over-shot the base, Ty Cobbing Geoff Blum in the process. Maybe someone should teach Jose the proper way to slide. Most of us learned in tee-ball.

Sunday, May 09, 2004

Donnelly's rehab cut short

Future Angels' Steven Smith reports that Brendan Donnelly threw only 8 pitches before he "called out Mike Brumley, handed him the ball and walked off the field." (link via 6-4-2)

Is it an injury or a temper tantrum? Judging my his comments during a guest spot in the booth on Saturday, Donnelly didn't seem to happy about being sent to Salt Lake for more rehab (I personally find Salt Lake City a wonderful place to visit- it's like Canada, just not quite as foreign). He's also struck me as a bit of a jerk in the past, so let's just hope it was a little meltdown.

We shall see in the morning.

Update: From Brent, left on an Angels newsgroup:
I was at yesterday's Salt Lake Stingers/Tacoma Rainiers game in Tacoma, sitting right down the left-field line in the first row, in front of the Salt Lake bullpen. I was able to watch a number of guys throw, including Bootcheck, Turnbow, Mizuo, and Donnelly. During Donnelly's warm ups in the pen, he visited with a trainer, complaining about elbow pain. He eventually came into the game anyway, walked the first batter he faced, and threw 3 pitches to the next batter before departing due to elbow soreness. I couldn't get much more info than that, so it's hard to even speculate on his return.
So the club's relief ace is on a rehab assignment and complains of elbow pains, and the trainer agrees to let him in the game anyway!? Fire that guy right now! There is no excuse for that.

Dear God,

Why do you hate us? Is the name Angels a little too blasphemous for your taste? We could change it if you like. Just please God, no more injuries!

-Angel fans


Jose Guillen is the latest Angel to go down, spraining his knee and ankle while rounding third in the team's win against the D-Rays. We practically have an All-Star outfield on the DL- Garret Anderson, Tim Salmon, Darin Erstad, and now Jose Guillen. Add to that Troy Glaus, who is currently limited to DH duties because of a sore shoulder, and Brendan Donnelley, who has yet to return from a broken nose, and you have a recipe for disaster.

I'm pressing the panic button and raising the Injury Alert System to its highest level: Totally Fucked. It may go down a notch when the details of Guillen's injury come to light, but better safe then sorry. Stay vigilant people!


Non-baseball: Continental Drift

Note: This post originally appeared on my political blog. I have archived it here for posterity's sake.

I want to point you to a great article by Robert J. Samuelson about how the US and EU seem to be drifting apart. I was most interested by how Europeans view the president. He notes that much of the anti-Bush sentiment in Europe stems from two misconceptions.
"One view is that Bush went into Iraq for oil. About 60 percent of the French and Germans believe that, says Pew. Another view is that U.S. foreign policy has fallen hostage to Bush's religious fervor. Militarism becomes a heavenly mission."
The "oil grab" is obviously the one you hear most often, and is just about the least-informed argument against the war. My thinking is- doesn't it have to happen once? Don't we actually have to steal oil before we can be accused of it? Think about all the times that the United States had the chance to turn oil-rich middle-eastern nations into the 51st state. Yet it's never happened. Not once have we held these nations at ransom in return for oil. We pay just like everyone else.

The second point is what really scares me. It shows how uninformed Europeans are when it comes to the United States. To claim that Bush is some sort of religious extremist is laughable. He's a devout Christian, but he's never been overtly so. Sure, he's used a few lines in speeches that were religious in nature and a portion of his early domestic policy was faith-based, but he's never been an extremist in any sense of the word.

This quote illustrates the point:
"We've been much more used to a distinction between the state and God," says John Palmer of the European Policy Centre, a Brussels think tank. It's "deeply worrying ... for the major superpower to be deriving its strategy from fundamentalism."
First off the line about being "used to a distinction between the state and God" is asinine. I don't need to tell you that separation of church and state has always been a cornerstone of the American system and was co-opted from the Constitution by many European states. Makes you wonder about what kind of think-tank this guy is at. Maybe he's just the janitor or something.

If this is representative of so-called "informed" European opinion toward the US, we could have some problems. This is the cause of much of the strain on our relationship. I've said many times: Go ahead and hate the war and hate Bush- but hate him for a good reason. It seems that Europe doesn't have a good reason.

Kotchman makes the jump, Erstad's days numbered

Not surprisingly, Darin Erstad was placed on the 15-day DL today. His injury is described as a "strained right hamstring," but these strains have a way of turning into much more serious pulls and tears. I'm going to reiterate for a few people who think I was happy about Erstad's injury- I'm not happy about anyone getting injured, ever. This injury may have a positive effect on the Angels, however, as Erstad's replacement is almost certain to be competent.

And guess who that replacement is- none other then uber-prospect Casey Kotchman! This is a very unorthodox move for the Angels. I was expecting to see Adam Riggs back in the bigs before they would turn to Kotchman. I really like this decision- Casey has shown that he can hit at every level he's faced, and I'm sure he will do well. This also makes it very likely that he will be handed the first base job out of spring next season, which means good-bye to Darin Erstad all together. I wonder if the White Sox are still interested?

Saturday, May 08, 2004

Hot bats in hot Texas

On Deck Baseball Prospects (a great site for minor league info) has released its rankings for hitters in the Texas League. The Angel’s affiliate, the Arkansas Travelers, are represented by seven players in the top 25- by far the most in the league. It’s not surprising when you consider the club is leading the circuit in AVG, H, R, RBI, TB, OBP, and SLG.

The flowing Angels were in the top-25 (overall ranking):
1B, Casey Kotchman (1)
C, Jeff Mathis (6)
OF, Nick Gorneault (13)
3B, Mike Eylward (16)
3B, Dallas McPherson (19)
SS, Alberto Callaspo (20)
CF, Tommy Murphy (25)
The future is bright indeed...

Streight

Bartolo Colon rebounded from two consecutive horrible starts against the Tigers, and led the Angels to their eighth straight win, 7-2 over the D-Rays. He threw seven innings of two-hit ball, allowing two runs with three K's and 2 walks. It's defiantly a relief to see Bartolo have a decent start again. It re-affirms my faith that he is indeed a staff-ace.

Shane Halter (of all people) broke the game open with a seventh-inning grand slam- his first homer of the season. Vlad pitched in with three hits on "Guerrero shirt night." It's nice to see that the recent trend of players choking on their bobble-head nights doesn't extend to tee-shirts.

Kevin Gregg mopped up for Colon, throwing two scoreless innings. For those of you counting at home that is now one earned run in 21.2 for a microscopic 0.42 ERA. His peripherals are just as good: 8.69 K/9, 3.80 K/BB, .183 BAA, and a .487 OPS allowed. Just nasty.

You hate to see anyone get injured...

...but I'm not going to shed any tears over Darin Erstad's hamstring injury. It's sad, but this could be the best thing that could happen for the Angel's season. Quinlan is a much better hitter and serviceable with the glove. Hopefully he steps up and shows the Angels what a waste it is to play Erstad at first- or at all.

I feel like an ass for writing it- so you don't have to tell me.

Friday, May 07, 2004

Yikes

Chronicles of the Lads has a quote from Darin Erstad which could go a long way in explaining why he's the least productive hitter in the AL.
Asked if he'd rather hit .220 with 100 RBIs or .320 with 50 RBIs, he didn't even need a moment to contemplate the answer.

"There's not even a question," said Erstad, who extended his hitting streak to 14 games with a fifth-inning single Thursday night. "Hitting .220 with 100 RBIs is productive. There are benchmarks, certain statistics you want to get to, but what it comes down to is RBIs and scoring runs."
That one goes up there with just about anything Joe Morgan has ever said. As Chronicles put it, he's on the retard juice.

It's amazing to think that Erstad doesn't have the slightest clue how to play the game of baseball. I mean, many people are reluctant to embrace some of the concepts of modern baseball thinking, but that's just ridiculous. Even the most "old school" baseball types understand that someone who's hitting in the low .200's is virtually worthless, no matter how many runs he drives in.

I don't think I can think of any other case where a baseball player actually thought sacrificing was better then a hit, but seems to be where Erstad stands. That's mind-boggling ignorance on his part.

Oh, and about him not being able to ground-out on accident ("he has to try?")- I'm having no trouble believing it...

A bit smarter then the room

A quote from Vanderbilt-alum Josh Paul:
"[Bengie Molina's] got a lot of grief from people blaming his hammies on his weight," backup catcher Josh Paul told the newspaper. "I think that's a specious argument at best. People have gone down before that are specimens."
Who says specious? Certainly not ball players! You see Josh, this is why you'll never be more then a reserve catcher. Here's a tip: next time someone shoves a microphone in your face keep it short and stupid. Answer questions (any question) with something along the lines of "I just want to give a hundred and ten percent whenever the skipper calls on me. I just want to help the team win." That's the sure fire way to get them to respect you!

Rundown: Streaks edition

Aaron Sele put in a so-so performance, but that was all that was required in the Angel's 7-3 triumph over Tampa Bay. The win was the Halo's sixth in a row. Sele showed signs that he could be an effective 5th starter (he's still got that devastating curveball), but his control was lacking and he was hit hard throughout. The jury's still out on this one. Sele had to be worried when watching Scot Shields put up three perfect innings on his way to his second save of the year.

Troy Glaus couldn't keep his homerun streak alive, but not for lack of trying. He was taking some massive hacks out there tonight. It looked like vintage Troy- hands out in front, hips flying open, head whipping around, and ball in catcher's glove. Don't get me wrong- I enjoyed the breeze!

Jose Guillen had better luck with his streak, as he hit a no-doubter in the fifth. It's his third straight game with a homer. There is nobody hotter then Jose Guillen right now. Over the past week he's sporting a line of .480/.552/.920 with 3 HR, and 12 RBI. Yowza!

Darin Erstad is currently riding a 14 game hit streak- the longest current streak in the AL. He's also had a streak of 8 games to start the season. In fact, he's hit safely in all but three games. And yet he still carries a disgraceful average of .268. That's hard to do. He's had exactly one hit in 20 of the Angel's 29 games. At least he's consistent.

Thursday, May 06, 2004

I thought you were cool Angelfire...

...but now I see you're just a punk like Geocities.

Those rat bastards over at Angelfire have now made it impossible to direct link to images. I guess I need to find somewhere new to host my images. That really pisses me off...

UPDATE: Kudos to Photo Bucket, who offer 100% free photo hosting, with direct linking and no bullshit. These guys rock!

Quinlan up, Hensley down

Rob Quinlan was finally called up yesterday (if you'll recall, Quinaln seemed to be the obvious choice out of spring training, but Scioscia threw us a little curve by carrying Josh Paul instead.), replacing Matt Hensley. Sean over at Purgatory Online, thinks this may be a sign that Scioscia is willing to put Erstad back in center.

That's a wonderful thought, but I doubt it. With two outfielders on the DL, and one more spending most of his time playing the infield (Figgins), I wouldn't be surprised if Quinlan gets more time in the outfield (remember, he's a natural right fielder) then at first.

In completely unrelated news, the Angels official website reports that the Halo's top pitching prospect, Ervin Santana, could join AA Arkansas in a matter of weeks. He missed all of spring training and some worried he would be out for the season with "shoulder stiffness."

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Shouldn't that be an unearned run?

It's not something you can realistically count, but we need a stat that shows runs that result directly from horrible calls by an umpire.

I don't want to bitch and moan about the calls, because I know they all even out, but what happened in the sixth today was infuriating. Escobar had been dealing the whole night, and with two outs in the inning and two strikes on Bobby Higginson he throws a pitch that couldn't have been more of a strike. Everyone in the park could see it was a strike (and I mean everyone- Higginson flinched as though he was going to throw his bat) except the one guy who matters. Alfonso Marquez must have been off in his own little world, because he didn't even move.

Next pitch is low and away, Higginson lines it into right for a two-RBI single, and Escobar's ERA takes an unwarranted hit. Escobar had some choice words for Marquez (quite rightly) and was tossed. Scioscia was tossed as well. So now two runs have scored and two people have been tossed form the game, all directly resulting from a shitty call. I'm sure Mr. Marquez will be getting a bad grade on his Questec report card tonight.

UPDATE: All's well that ends well. The Angels got the win (and the sweep) over the Tigers, 6-3.

Monistat 7 presents your Anaheim Angels

I'm not what you could call a "baseball traditionalist," but the growing commercialism of the game is starting to get me a little worried. We all saw the Yankee's pinstripes violated by gigantic RICOH patches on the sleeves, and now we have this.

Anyone who's a soccer fan has seen the worst of the commercialization of sports. Many soccer jerseys are nothing more then moving ad boards on which everything that represents the club is relegated to tiny patches over the heart. Once I was watching a match between Arsenal and some other club, and my mother thought that the club's name was the "Dreamcast Arsenal", as if Dreamcast was a city somewhere outside London. I can't blame her though, just check out the jerseys Arsenal were wearing that day:


I doubt baseball will ever come to that, but once tradition is broken by something like advertisements on bases, the trend of commercialization could become something of a runaway train. I know on the Daily Show last night Lewis Black mentioned that baseball was considering allowing sleeve advertisements on all jerseys, but I don't know if that's true or not (it is fake news after all). The sleeve isn't that far from the chest.

I just want to record right now as against this (the Spiderman bases as well as jersey advertisements) in every conceivable way.

UDPATE: Darren Rovell, ESPN's resident business guru, claims that he was told by an unnamed MLB official that sleeve patches (as worn by the Yankees and D-Rays in Tokyo) would net in upwards of $500 million in ad revenue. I assume the owners have seen that number, so the patches can't be too far from becoming a reality.

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Get out of the way

The Angels are just steam-rolling opponents right now. Wash looked decent (6.2, 4 ER, 4 K), though the three homeruns are troubling. Tory hit another one out tonight, his league-leading 9th. I know I shouldn't say this, but baring injury Troy could hit 50. Could he be in the MVP mix? No, because I just jinxed him! And I think we can officialy welcome Jose Guillen to the hit-parade. He's raised his average 40 points over the past 7 games, and seems to have found his power-stroke.

And congrats to Matt Hensley, who made his debut in the ninth inning tonight. He started off a little shakey (a base-hit and a walk to the first two batters) but he managed to get out of it with no damage. I must say I wasn't too impressed with his stuff. The split-finger that we've been hearing about was pretty flat. Let's hope it was just the jitters.

The Blog CD Game

Rob over at 6-4-2 helps me in my continuing quest to blog about anything other then baseball and politics. This time it's the world of music. Here's the directions:
  1. Grab the nearest CD.
  2. Put it in your CD-Player (or start your mp3-player, I-tunes, etc.).
  3. Skip to Song 3 (or load the 3rd song in your 3rd playlist)
  4. Post the first verse in your journal along with these instructions. Don’t name the band, nor the album-title.
I had to fudge a bit, because the 3rd track is a :09 second intro to the 4th track, but we'll consider them one song for the purposes of this game. Here it is:

Round, round, round we go
Clued up but obliviously
Systematically and vigorously
Society behaves so hideously
Quick to prove nothing that helps us
We run earth so ridiculously
Guilty, betrayed, so innocently
Earth natives act immigrantly
Grew up parallel to poverty
Little choice did crime for a while
I was born in the court of pocketless
I want to stand judge to put money on trial
Robbery sure did effect me
Kept me in the sight of the old bill
So I state music's the escape
To the front gate, to the house on the hill

Monday, May 03, 2004

Colon's felinophobia

Colon didn't look very good (not a word from you Rob!) , but he battled and kept the Angels in it. I don't what it is about the Tigers and Colon, but they have just rocked him the last four times they've seen him. He sported a 7.00+ ERA in his last three against Detroit.

The Angels lineup got off to a bit of a slow start against Maroth, but they have since knocked him out of the game and are now ripping the Tiger's pen to shreds. For a litttle comic reilef, here's a bit of insight from our friend Steve Physioc:
Erstad on third, one out and Vlad at the plate. Sinkerballer (and former Halo) Al Levine is on the mound. Physioc: "Vladimir likes his pitches low." I was under the impression that Vladimir liked his pitches IN THE BALLPARK.
Anyway, Vlad singled Erstad home, and Troy Glaus muscled one out of the park to put the Halos on top. Let's hope the depleted bullpen can hold onto this one.

UPDATE: The pen did the best it could to give the game back to the Tigers, but Percy managed to quiet an uprising in the ninth, and Halos came out 11-9 winners. What an ugly game...

I'm so happy I could cry...

I assure you this is not a mirage (I've taken the liberty of pinching myself several times, so you don't have to). Ramon Ortiz has been removed from the starting rotation.

Well halle-fucking-lujah! This should be some sort of holiday in Orange County, like Ramon Ortiz Blows Day or something. Aaron Sele is all set to replace him, so now we can all start piling on him.

NOTE: I take back nothing I've said about Mike Scioscia. We all knew that Ramon Ortiz didn't belong in the rotation out of spring training, so he gets no dap for figuring it out after five miserable starts.

Sunday, May 02, 2004

Rundown

No if, ands, or buts...
Congrats to John Lackey on a start that was an unequivocal success. I've been getting used to describing Lackey's starts as "good, but..." He has suffered through a troubling lack of strikeouts this year (he only had five in four starts), but he managed to fan five in his seven innings of work against the Twinks.
Howdy, meat!
Also, congrats to Matt Hensley, who was called up when Tim Salmon was placed on the 15-day DL. It's Matt's first stint with the big club, and here's hoping he gets a bit of PT. He's just one of a number of middle-relief prospects in the Halo's system. Hensley was lights-out in Salt Lake, striking out 17 and walking just three in 15.1 innings. He also sported a miniscule 0.59 ERA.
Arm fatigue? part one:
Frankie Rodriguez made an appearance for the third straight day today. I understand the decision, but that is quite a bit of strain on a young set-up man. It reminds me of his 2002 playoff run when he appeared in just about every Angels victory. It had reporters such as Peter Gammons saying, "This kid is something special. So when's the surgery?"
Arm fatigue? part two:
Is it time for Scioscia to consider limiting Percival's back-to-backs? He had a very noticeable drop in velocity today after he earned his easiest save of the season on Saturday. It's the third time this season he's appeared in back-to-back games, and he's struggled mightily in two of those games. It's probably just a coincidence, but it's something to watch.

UPDATE: Michael H. points to this Los Angeles Times article, in which Percy claims his loading the bases was all an elaborate plan. Makes you wonder what Ramon Ortiz has up his sleeve...
One step back...
It looks as though Japanese lefty Yoshitaka Mizuo is a step further from becoming the only southpaw in the Angel's pen. He was designated for assignment to make room on the 40-man roster for Matt Hensley. He shouldn't have a problem clearing waivers and will stay in Salt Lake, where he as been unimpressive in three appearances.

More from the world of literature

This comes from PETCOPadres, via a ton of other people. Simple rules- bold the books you've read:

Beowulf
Achebe, Chinua - Things Fall Apart
Agee, James - A Death in the Family
Austen, Jane - Pride and Prejudice
Baldwin, James - Go Tell It on the Mountain
Beckett, Samuel - Waiting for Godot
Bellow, Saul - The Adventures of Augie March
Brontë, Charlotte - Jane Eyre
Brontë, Emily - Wuthering Heights
Camus, Albert - The Stranger
Cather, Willa - Death Comes for the Archbishop
Chaucer, Geoffrey - The Canterbury Tales
Chekhov, Anton - The Cherry Orchard
Chopin, Kate - The Awakening
Conrad, Joseph - Heart of Darkness
Cooper, James Fenimore - The Last of the Mohicans
Crane, Stephen - The Red Badge of Courage
Dante - Inferno
de Cervantes, Miguel - Don Quixote
Defoe, Daniel - Robinson Crusoe
Dickens, Charles - A Tale of Two Cities
Dostoyevsky, Fyodor - Crime and Punishment
Douglass, Frederick - Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass
Dreiser, Theodore - An American Tragedy
Dumas, Alexandre - The Three Musketeers
Eliot, George - The Mill on the Floss
Ellison, Ralph - Invisible Man
Emerson, Ralph Waldo - Selected Essays
Faulkner, William - As I Lay Dying
Faulkner, William - The Sound and the Fury
Fielding, Henry - Tom Jones
Fitzgerald, F. Scott - The Great Gatsby
Flaubert, Gustave - Madame Bovary
Ford, Ford Madox - The Good Soldier
Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von - Faust
Golding, William - Lord of the Flies
Hardy, Thomas - Tess of the d'Urbervilles
Hawthorne, Nathaniel - The Scarlet Letter
Heller, Joseph - Catch 22
Hemingway, Ernest - A Farewell to Arms
Homer - The Iliad
Homer - The Odyssey
Hugo, Victor - The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Hurston, Zora Neale - Their Eyes Were Watching God
Huxley, Aldous - Brave New World
Ibsen, Henrik - A Doll's House
James, Henry - The Portrait of a Lady
James, Henry - The Turn of the Screw
Joyce, James - A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Kafka, Franz - The Metamorphosis
Kingston, Maxine Hong - The Woman Warrior
Lee, Harper - To Kill a Mockingbird
Lewis, Sinclair - Babbitt
London, Jack - The Call of the Wild
Mann, Thomas - The Magic Mountain
Marquez, Gabriel García - One Hundred Years of Solitude
Melville, Herman - Bartleby the Scrivener
Melville, Herman - Moby Dick
Miller, Arthur - The Crucible
Morrison, Toni - Beloved
O'Connor, Flannery - A Good Man is Hard to Find
O'Neill, Eugene - Long Day's Journey into Night
Orwell, George - Animal Farm
Pasternak, Boris - Doctor Zhivago
Plath, Sylvia - The Bell Jar
Poe, Edgar Allan - Selected Tales
Proust, Marcel - Swann's Way
Pynchon, Thomas - The Crying of Lot 49
Remarque, Erich Maria - All Quiet on the Western Front
Rostand, Edmond - Cyrano de Bergerac
Roth, Henry - Call It Sleep
Salinger, J.D. - The Catcher in the Rye
Shakespeare, William - Hamlet
Shakespeare, William - Macbeth
Shakespeare, William - A Midsummer Night's Dream
Shakespeare, William - Romeo and Juliet
Shaw, George Bernard - Pygmalion
Shelley, Mary - Frankenstein
Silko, Leslie Marmon - Ceremony
Solzhenitsyn, Alexander - One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
Sophocles - Antigone
Sophocles - Oedipus Rex
Steinbeck, John - The Grapes of Wrath
Stevenson, Robert Louis - Treasure Island
Stowe, Harriet Beecher - Uncle Tom's Cabin
Swift, Jonathan - Gulliver's Travels
Thackeray, William - Vanity Fair
Thoreau, Henry David - Walden
Tolstoy, Leo - War and Peace
Turgenev, Ivan - Fathers and Sons
Twain, Mark - The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Voltaire - Candide
Vonnegut, Kurt Jr. - Slaughterhouse-Five
Walker, Alice - The Color Purple
Wharton, Edith - The House of Mirth
Welty, Eudora - Collected Stories
Whitman, Walt - Leaves of Grass
Wilde, Oscar - The Picture of Dorian Gray
Williams, Tennessee - The Glass Menagerie
Woolf, Virginia - To the Lighthouse
Wright, Richard - Native Son

Most of my selections come from the “required reading list” from public school. I do a lot of criticizing of the school system, but they do seem to be up-to-snuff on the literature front. Anyway, I’m off to the Borders to check a few more off my list...

Saturday, May 01, 2004

You make the call

A pitcher goes 5 innings. He allows no runs and just two hits. He's thrown just 61 pitches. What do you do?

If your Mike Scioscia you take him out of the game.

I don't think I've ever been angrier with Mike then I am right now. Aaron Sele was in the middle of arguably the best performance by any Angels starter this season. Five innings and 61 pitches? Before the game Scioscia mentioned that he was on a pitch count, and they were going to try to limit him to 75. What the fuck!? Sele's not injured. He's not a middle reliever making a spot start. He's not some rookie fresh out of AAA. He's a goddamn starter, and there's no reason to be counting his pitches. And at the very least you could let him throw the 75 you promised him.

Anyway, I think Scioscia is fresh out of excuses to keep Ortiz in the rotation now. I would assume the only that was keeping him in there this long was that Scioscia didn't trust those who might replace him. Well now he has irrefutable evidence that there are better options on this roster.

Another note: A Molina brother was thrown out on a failed hit & run attempt for the second time this season. Why would anyone ever try a hit & run with a Molina on first? I'm not seeing a whole lot of reason to keep Mike Scioscia around any longer.

UPDATE: Ron Gardenhire just made one of the worst decisions I've ever seen, as he lifted the righty Rincon for left-hander Aaron Fultz to force Chone Figgins to bat from the right side. A quick glance at his splits shows that Figgins is hitting .250 from the left side and .385 from the right this season. Base hit, run scores, game over.

Don't worry...

...I'm not going to do what you all think I'm going to do. I'm not going to FLIPOUT! Or GO CRAZY, man. -Halfbaked

Aaron Sele will get his first start of the season tonight in Minnesota, and while I've been screaming at the top of my lungs for Kevin Gregg to get a start, I can't say I disagree with this move.

Sele had a good spring and in the process should have earned a rotation spot over Ramon Ortiz (and even over Lackey and Shields). Sure, he's not the ideal choice, but he was always the most likely candidate to replace Ortiz (which should be the ultimate goal) so a spot start today can only be a step in the right direction.

I'm hoping beyond hope that he is successful. So successful that Scioscia has no choice to install him in the rotation in place of Ortiz, thus forcing the Angels to release Ortiz upon Donnelly's return, thus moving Gregg up the depth chart, where he will eventually replace Sele when he is dealt at the deadline. It's a likely scenario, and it all hinges on Aaron Sele tonight.

And I still don't quite get why everyone is down on Sele anyway. Sure, he struggled mightily last season, but he was coming off shoulder surgery, a procedure many believe requires two years to fully recover from. He is now two years from that surgery. I don't buy into the arguments about his age either, because he's never tried to over-power hitters. As long as he's got that control and that curveball he can be an effective Major League pitcher.

Scioscia's decision to go with Ortiz over Sele seemed to me to be a personal one. Either he doesn't like Aaron Sele, or he loves Ramon Ortiz- it's probably a little from column A, and little from column B. I don't know what those opinions could be based on, but it's clear that they have blinded Scioscia and have affected his decision making abilities. It's not to late for him to fix what's wrong with this team. Hopefully the renovation starts today.