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Saturday, August 07, 2004
Non-baseball: Welcome to the club!
Louisiana congressman Rodney Alexander, a registered Democrat his whole political career, has switched allegiances and has registered as a Republican for his up-coming re-election bid. The best part of this story is that he waited until the last possible moment to jump ship, preventing the Democrats from putting up any real competition for the seat! I love this guy!
Welcome to the vast right-wing conspiracy, Rodney!
"Here's your membership card (its good for a free Slurpee at 7-11!) and here's a diagram of our 'secret handshake'. You gotta learn that, or you can't get into the meetings. Oh, and make sure to come next Friday- we're fabricating a bunch of evidence for our up-coming war on France!"
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