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Thursday, October 28, 2004
Invasion of the Ants!
It rains for a week straight and the little bastards move in like they own the place! I spent about an hour this morning vacuuming and spraying all the entrance points, only to return this afternoon to a second wave. Now they're flooding through all the faucets and even out from under the chair-rail in the hallway. I have no idea what they hope to find, because the trashcan and the empty 2-liter bottles have long since been moved to the shed. All that's left is the cat's dish, which is defended by a diabolical trap of my own design (a pie tin filled with water).
My can of Raid is nearly empty (and I'm starting to get a little light-headed with all the windows closed), at which point the fuckers will have the run of the house.
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