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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Of wing-wangs and hoo-hoos

Another one for Ace's collection of "Andrew "No Offense Taken" Sullivan's List o' Grievences'. After the Puppy Blender made the (correct) observation that no one should give a shit where Abraham Lincoln "put his wing-wang", Sullivan's outrage alarm sounded:
This, apparently, is Glenn Reynold's view of what being gay is. And Glenn is on the side of the angels in this. It's enough to make you despair.
Either Sullivan's making no sense, or I've been grossly misinformed as to what makes a man gay. Is homosexuality not a sexual preference to put your "wing-wang" in a certain place? Yes, sure, there's an emotional component. But as with all sexual beings, it leads back to what you care to do with your "wing-wang" or "hoo-hoo", does it not?

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